nihow
bombs out the back
summer blues
shred
haw
boils
John Cage
hipsters
mini surf
summer time oh yeah.
glass
spooky fog
vegas baby... err...
Besmirched Miasma
shredulous
olas grande por favor
Wedges
blah
yes! err.. uggg.
blah!
monster swell
utterances
art
primo
white-capped
Mogadishu
south swell
Erotic Art
chaos
Minced
Pete Dennison
God
Headylands
Bait Balls
weekend update
Hawaii
Transkei
note from Alain
Ledges
Scrundle
Bronchial Tubes
Off the bottom
niceness hacked
Father Doom
Mexico's drug law
The Omnivore's Dilemma
dumpy dimples
Blink... Unblink
Zorn - Electric Masada
Coltrane's wail
interview with Brian
Salivate State
Senora Lilly
Globular Orb
Lex Luger
Kew interview
Milky Thighs
ganja goo ball
Cerebral Mana
fluid dynamics
joi de vivre
Gendered Symbiosis
Surf Therapy
Parched Splendor
shuck and jive
Slab
Brainiac Dum-Dum
Sven's Song
wake up call
Befunked Klesmer
Myopic Borgs
Tectonic Flutter
Chagrined chthonic
Rippy McRipper
Starched Velum
Galaxian Junta
Hiatus from the daily report
moody waves
Cold, churned, doable?
Onshores.
Demon of Lindy
jersey B&W
Hugo the travel master
Dark, wet, slippery.
Levels
exploration
Elephant
show reviews
baby dolphins!
Bagel's new comic
Arctic Surf
Aquatic Light and Magic
Smoooooke on the waaater
War of the Buildings
just another day in surfland
happenstance
Snorfle Blumber
Lineup dynamics.
In Through the Sea Plane (Part II)
In the best of all possible worlds...
Happy Monday
Ian update
In Through the Sea Plane
Mellow little session
Harmony Studios - Launchpad
charging
lineup
guitar army
A few
Looked inviting.
Thumping Glass
a few waves
yikes.
Letter from Ian
Harmony Studios - BugEye
It's out there.
surrf.
Harmony Studios - Upchuck
Harmony Studios - Total Eclipse
mavs
Harmony Studios - Roulette Quartet
Harmony Studios - Status Flow
Harmony Studios - The Switch.
Harmony Studios
over it?
cold, dark, black
Chunky and Foamy
Stormy.
A Beautiful Thing
thick and juicy
Pushing Boundaries
E's out, substitute in!
Plasmoid
Pickin' and Choosin'
Wham!
Glassy mega super glass.
Solo surfing.
recording
confidence
booming
life
the party's over.
oh my.
smooth
Benklestiltz
a few
Progression
whale bones
caravan
sun rays and such.
hmmmm..
Slater World Champion.
Opportunities for the wave-hungry
magic month?
white-caps.
gentle licks
aaahahah
oh snap!
mad libs report
moisture congealed
De Young
booming
fog pillows.
Autumnal hues
catching waves.
Return of the the Illegitimate Granddaughter of the Worst Horror Movie Ideas Ever XXI
waves happening.
insane?
waves blah blah
holy mackeral
wind-addled
desert wind
ahhhhhh
almost coming together... but...
Aardvarkian sangfroid
wind addled
Misty morning... clouds in the sky..
blah blah blah
dreams...
ramble
Goodies.
windy
smooth texture
mmm
strait trippin.
Gifts from the South Pacific
All your waves are belong to me
summer... ooh ooh ooh oohh
Avant Garde
mastery
pushing envelopes
carbon copy
short rides, scrawny sections
a few waves in the mix
Labor Day Weekend, weeeeeeee
stuff
immaculate weather... but... waves?
Gorgeous day. a few wavs
summertime funk
small but clean
puny
tough winds
out of the loop
waves and invisible spirits
piddly pulses
the bruce movie
E's Still Gone
E's away, post away.....
monster jam
lake pacific
sheesh
Woven
summertime funk
a grisly tale
glassy... smaller
stuff and things
winter in August??
peaks and bowls
treatise on charging
small potatoes
Rosetta
the trumpuba
Max - pushing envelopes
flat friday!
The Preternatural
Summertime...
oh yeah
cranky and foggy... but... a few waves on offer


Future surf
misty morning
groundhog days
lightness vs. darkness
Crumbly surfables
A tough weekend for surf
centralcoastgrom goes to Indo
yo yo mamma
woodshedding
a few bombs out the back
Gloomday morning.
small this morning. waves yesterday after work!
Grey and windy
Blind go-out
junky, small, doable.
things that go bump in the ocean
Large, winter-like strength
windy. chilly.
Baja Impressions part 3
Baja impressions part 2
Baja impressions part 1
Wish list of dream setups
Could it be???
Winds-day
Ahhhh....tuesday
Somewhere...
Lordy, Lordy, its Dogtown time!
I am a redneck, and I am proud of it!
Hump Day....Still no swell
I love 4-day weeks......
Heeelllllllooooooooooo Class! Your favorite substitute teacher is back....
dainty
Alaskan dreams
sf-sc challenge
a few drops and such
swell
wavolas
stormy
no wind.. hmm..
fog eels unravel
small dumpy somethings
lilliputian rideables
potential... but...
ugh..
post-storm onshores
ruff cuts.
crumbly goodies
Random sweetness
ugh.
fun weekend.
stuff and things
mini chargeables
Grotesque Wildebeasts
nice spring morning
four twenty
more onshores.. yuck.
windy. spring!
glassy cold windswell
skaaate
tough goings
no wind... but...
piddly waveforms
sessions
a few
offshores in Avril
Spring is here
stormy, crazy-ass surf!
waves
waves?
sessions
Crazy super mega onshores.
surfboarding is fun
again stormy and wild
stormy, choppy, polluted, doable?
waves
Adventures in Shoeville
Yup
Good ingredients... but... lacking flavor.
FARK!
march madness
feels like So Cal.
beautiful day. still large at the local
swell
monster swell on the way
swell on the way... hmmmm..
blowy, smaller, doable.
Large and silky
Mavs contest is on
waves
large and burly
stuff and things
spring has sprung?
Lots of driving... not much surfing.
serious business
Rainbow country
Offshores.. poundings..
good waves... but... polluted.
pouring rain
life, death, love, waves.
waves, crowds, etc.
Oh my.
clean surface, offshores, swell, but not quite coming together
looks promising.. but..
weak sauce
smaller, funkified, nice
olas
Crystalline slammers
beautiful power
macking
onshores.. rain... but...
Swell's up... server's down.
rainy, small, niiice.
offshores... waves here and there.
A sordid, bruising affair
still thumping...
Wind, waves, wild, wooly.
Roar!!
bombs out the back
Tiny.
Freezing, small and empty.
Good morning offshore winds and clear skies!
Rain, onshores, waves for the stout and immune?
Top of the week to ya.
Rainy, stormy, windy… surfable?
Bright chilly mellow fun
charge charging chargeables
happy new year!
Its raining, its pouring, all the old men with guns are snoring...
Rain stopped, death toll increases...
Rain, rain, rain...
Pre-Christmas
Uninspired, unfulfilled, un-good-postings...
Fun times, really empty!
nughuffer
Big, Bigger, Biggest
Nugs on offer.
Large and in charge
Solid mid-December Dawnie
waves
Still firing.
No joke, go for broke!
stormy
Wild and stormy
large and messy. Shenanigans in the Tenderloin
surf
Pretty shitty
nice
The Bee who could be
Jersey session
E's Out Of Town...
Woooohoooo!!
Jeez!
Beauteous Bounty
fantastico
Peaky, glassy head-high chillness.
E's Gone, E's Gone.....
Rainy, weak, uninspired.
Rain Surf!
good times. small and fun
Dwindling epic-ness. (epic-less?)
Oh my god oh my god oh my god..
Raw Unadulterated Power
A sad day for America.
Immaculate waves. Sometimes difficult to lock in.
The season is upon us!
Eery blood-curdling vexations
Lumpy head-high slabs
Big, burly and raw at the beach. Good for the chargers
Stormy, polluted water, no surf.
A slick of brown
large and gorgeous
Crisp, brilliant day. Out of control surf.
First storm of the year!
dark wet cold solid
Uninsipired.. but.. highly doable.
waves!!!
Another beautiful morning
Ummm.. glassy offshore and good.
Warm offshores.
A few bombs out the back
Blowy and junky. Surfable.
Super glassy, sunshine, but.. waves??
Dreary and small… but??
Monday morning blues.
Magic Morning
A few olas.
Wild in the Aves.
small but mighty... kind-of
waves.. but.. onshores
Calm and placid.. a few peaks.
Miniscule but beautiful
Smooth, peaky, pretty fun.
Glassy.. inconsistent. doable.
beautiful day. waves a plenty
Suuuurff!
A few waves
Head-high, no wind, nobody out, barrels.
windy.. not happenin at local beaches
Out of the loop.. but.. I saw white caps
Lerm reports small and junky. Alien silver egg-things destroy earth.
sunny, crystalline beauty, small.
The swell is down now.. but.. a great weekend for surf!
SuRF!!
New swell. Gorgeous, windless morning. A strange newt.
Small, sunny, peaky, glassy, mellow.
Small, peaky, glassy, shallow, rad.
schweeet
Period down, wave-height up.
fun but sloppy. warm!
The swell has arrived.
Sloppy.. no signs of the groundswell as of 8am
Smaller, grey, drizzly.
Diminishing swell, still fun. Red tide?
Peaky, messy, solid, fun
Waves!
Feeble n’ fun
Junky and small.. oh yeah!
a lil' sloppy, a lil' fun?
Small but fun, peaky
small with a few sections
A couple dribblers
Really small.
Small and junky.
sloppy and uninspired at the Beach
SOS (same ol' shit)
Small, onshore, rideable.
Yet again it’s small and dumpy
small, crumbly, doable.
suurrrrffffff
windy and small??
Junky and small
Freaky Friday
Lookin’ pretty good
it's out there.
bigger... burly at the beach
South Swell Sweetness
Small and meager.. no signs of the south.
beautiful day! miniature surf
arggh
Barhedral Zaharzabo
Gusty winds, lackluster conditions
Substitute Teacher Day
Windy locally… no surf for me
Back to our regularly scheduled programming
Summertime fun!
Small but friendly
A few dribblers
Looked surfy. I overslept
Windy, waves for the desperate
killer morning.
a little sesh
White-caps at OB
looked horrible.. but..
Grisly at OB.
Blown and crappy
small but clean
small but effective
our little groundswell is gone
a nip o' swell.. some potential out there
slack wind.. waves to be had
a few waves on a beautiful day.
the wave are out there
slack winds... crummy surf
deep within the orifi of summer
nada
a few olas
this is getting ridiculous
beautiful day.. a few waves too.
bigger, sunny, good somewhere?
improved? south showing?
small crappy sloppy and onshore
miniscule
waves. Not epic, but... waves
geez!!
skunked
blustery, small, shitty.
relatively glassy... surfable
teeny and blown.. the anti-epic
return to forever...
The sweet taste of the Pacific
4th day in a row....
Surfboard Design Lesson #1
E's Oceanography Lesson #1

Happy Friday
No wind, cleaning up a bit
Cinco de Mayo
Good to be back in the water...
Chunky Monkey
Foggy, grim, colder
Empty and peaceful
Time Out
Smooth, glassy
Offshore in April
How sweet a mornin'
The winds be blowin'
Jugo Del Norte
Umm, I like my bed...
New Sheriff In Town...
smooth ocean, a few waves too
lined-up swell.. tasty waves
windy and wild again.. some size too
dismal, blowy, doable
waves.. a few whacks
what the dr. ordered.
small, no wind, but.. not great
windy
narsty.. blowy.. but??
beautiful day, sunny sky, but...
thicker, burly, fun.
argghh cont..
arggh..
nice and smooth
amalgamated cornicopia
a few waves..
the swell has landed.
blowy.. small
Scrupulous Gyrations
cooler at the beach.. onshores.
user-friendly emptiness
bumpy.. morning sickness?
diminutive crispy warmth
a bit frumpy... but doable.
domo arigato mr bulbous destructo
svelt, sexy nuggets
murders, shacks and loogies
beautiful day.. but.. waves bigger and haggard
paradise?
nothing stellar.. but.. a few olas
extrapolate from without
waves. a little bumpy.. but.. waves!
new swell.. raw.. got skunked
rain, SE offshores, smaller swell
sunshine daydream
large and crazy at OB
stormy mayhem
scored
solid swell. good winds.
cleaned up, surfable
skunkage
melodic convergence
raw and stormy
wild, cross/offshores, dredging death pits
yet more sweetness
golden morning
powerful, strangely shaped, offshores
just what the dr. ordered
infrequent bombs
yay!! solid, glassy, barreling waves!
?
giant, polluted, good waves later
stormy, raucous, south winds
stormy, surbable?
OB gets the blood pumping.
dirty, sunny, utility possibilies
rainy, south winds, waves!
surfable..
offshores.. large peaks..
good winds.. clean swell
Looks disheveled.. didn't check it.
large at the beach.. fugly at the 'mar
snuck a little session in
glassy.. smaller.. fun
waves abound..
made the drive.. got skunked!
missed it...
lumpy/dismal at OB.. better south
bumpy and stormy... but doable.
super miniscule
mellow, idyllic, empty
rainy.. raw swell
not bad.. a few waves to be had
swell down.. good waves somewhere??
swell down.. fun up!
fuuuuuuckkk!!
SUUURRRFFFF!!
lumpy and bumpy but cleaning up
big.. glory day
large, burly and unsurfable.
Huge and out of control
a pocket of sweetness before the darkness
tough love...
waves to be had
a tad larger.. clean.. good!
small.. super fun.. clean!
ehhhh..
Huge weekend! stormy today.
not much..
surfable??
diminutive offshore mellowness
onshores.. barely surfable..
fun, solid, mushy..
large.. beautiful.. nobody out!
onshores.. crappy at the beach
Diminutive but enjoyable
looks shitty.. but some fun ones to be had.
niiice.
looks great..
nice.. large..
still going..
damn.. goood!
small but doable..
cold.. narsty..
spooky.. chilly.. bwahahahahahahaha!!!
windy.. but.. you could sneak one in??
onshores.. surfable??
real nice..
thank you mother ocean!
waves to be ridden.. though not epic
lumpy, bumpy, schrumpy... rideable..
foggy.. onshore breeze..
glassy.. cold.. nor cal..
surf surf surf..
The gauntlet
small.. didn't check it.
OB!!!
Swell!!
wind's a' changin'
buoys starting to get excited..
first ride of the morn..
again stormy at ob.. voyaged south
wild, messy, blowy... lindy
outer bars..
more onshores.. junk..
Rocktober!!
surprise! there's surf!
crapola..
teeny.. cleaner
shitty..
messy, ugly, angry... surfable!
hacked frumpy but surfable
offshores.. poor shape.. fun
pleasurable.. up from yesterday
clean, mellow and dinky
strong onshores.. but.. surfable
blowy and ragged..
niice..
conditions seem perfect... but..
foggy.. scored a few..
narst..
small.. textured.. doable?
a'ight!!
smaller.. peaks here and there..
a jolly good time..
Thanks OB!
maybe doable?
ugly... but.. waves..
errrggllee.
blowy.. narst
glassy.. small... not bad
everything is there.. except the swell
olas, glass, food chain
surprisingly good..
utility sesh
YO!!!
like a pancake
fliz
looks flat..
Random OB fun
thank you wave gods!!!
pulses from the south
a few waves...
found some
alright.. ok.. keep it coming
mini
not much
waves to be had
i'm out of the loop
waves on offer
blubber, glass and fins
another fun morning
thanks OB!
better than it looks
slim pickins
pretty nice
when in doubt, paddle out.
terrible.
relatively narst.. but.. some waves to be ridden
knee-high dribblers
YO!!!
mini junk
really really small..
oh my god.
sweetness
ehhh..
surfable!
lots of driving, no surfing..
More Wind!!! Yaayy!!!
still junky..
cruised around.. nada
found a few.. the beach getting fugly
up at the butt-crack.. found some empty waves
windy.. hacked..
SF --> SC challenge taken!
nothing amazing.. but.. waves..
south swell showing at OB.. offshore at lindy
small.. peaky.. fun
miniature but fun
rideable.. but nothing amazing
drove around.. then hit pillow point.
tail between my legs at OB
found some waves..
grrrrrrr!!!!! denied!!! so hard!
Burly, crazy, a few nuglets
missed this morning.. looks ok..
junky but rideable
surfable, maye even fun... but.. the dream is over.
super schweet
choke waves brah! da kine!
Glassy, solid, body-rockin' slabs!
glassy, waves, duckdives, ice-cream headaches
windier than a mo' fo'
geez.. no waves again this morning
bummin' in the bay area
looks surfable..
doable.. exciting!!!
ugly..
waves
we're hurtin' up here
a few waves in san mateo county
guh!??
real fun at OB
looked promising.. but..
onshores.. nasty at the beaches
weekend of waves.. shitty this morning
skunked! again!!!
grrr.. skunked!!
dunno.. i opted for snuggles.
some waves in san mateo county
wind is up now.. but.. i squeaked in a sesh
offshores! scored some waves..
drove the stretch.. nothing
yo??!!
solid at OB
good at VFers.. but..
pumpin' thumpin' and dumpin'
glassy.. small.. find your sandbar
glassy.. punchy.. lackluster conditions
nadda in sf
Royal smack-down at OB
looks junky..
crystalline glass, head-high perfection!
serious and fun at OB
big and blowin' at OB
winter-like at OB.. narst at Lindy.. fun at the Jetty!
blown at OB, crowded but doable at Lindy
small, gutless fun at VFers
lot of driving.. no surfing..
fun waves..
crazy shenanigans
scored north of town..
big, windy and unruly..
strong S winds.. fun at lindy
blown-out at OB.. clean but miniscule at the 'mar
grey, frumpy, sloppy... surfable
damn good... plate glass..
real good.. glassy/small/punchy
onshores.. fugly..
punchy and fun at OB
pretty serious... felt good to get wet
looks highly surfable at OB
junky surf
not bad.. pretty fun actually.
ehh... somewhere between mediocre and crap
onshores.. crappy all around
scored in San Mateo County
fun at lindy..
finally.. surfable at OB
nasty again
blown out...
viva las vegas..
junky.. but.. randomly fun
sea surface clean.. but.. not too inviting.
small but punchy.. south swell?
super small.. ridiculously clean
head-high... offshore..
aww mutha fuckin' yeah..
petite, groomed mini barrels
not quite..
small but shapely
pretty sweet at VFers
mellow and fun at Lindy
fun at OB.. some good ones early..
OB! Solid!
utility sesh at lindy..
weak but rideable... at lindy
superbowl sesh
jerm scored the jetty.. me at crappy FPers
scored at the jetty
Denial!!
junky..
rainy... kinda surfable..
back from the 'Ho
nice swell.. offshore winds..
first OB sesh of 2003!!!
everywhere surfable.. i f*cked up
sharp park thumping..
less juice.. light wind..
junky and smaller..
surfable.. though slightly junky..
big again.. still sick.. grr..
grr.. i'm sick..
hella windy.. maybe doable?
huge
fun at lindy!
surf starved
no waves here so far.. Indo excerpt
huge again, stormy.. scored yesterday!
swell and wind down a bit.. still huge
huge again..
huge and stormy
windy, rainy, huge
weird.. kinda crazy
big, jarbled but fun
ugghh.. finally!! it's not awesome!
doable.. but.. pouring rain..
bigger.. junkier
bigger, meaty, offshores
light offshore.. head-high.. fun!!
sunny.. light offshore.. smaller
back!!
cold in philly
again.. glassy... beautiful!
glassy and great!
big, burly, onshores
firing on all cylinders
offshores, sunny, pretty good
clean... thumping... serious
big... messy..
go surf now!
ehh.. not.. quite..
bailed..
smaller... offshore wind
huge everywhere..
big.. got some..
HUGE and MEATY!
giant and ferocious
ummm.. YEAH!!!!
offshore but mini
ugly and blown-out
small and fun.. yesterday epic
offshore, sunny and good!
BIG.. no wind
big.. no surf for me..
big and difficult
dunno
offshore, head-high, glassy, barrels!!
good!!
narsty
nothin
swell still here
massive again
massive and unruly
nasty
solid..
much driving.. no surfing..
onshore, a few sections..
back from Mendo
small and junky
windy and foggy... didn't check it..
super foggy early.. fun now..
small, glassy and peeling
small, glassy and fun
smaller and fun
side/offshore.. bigger than it looked
messy with waves
swell in the water..
I'm out of the loop
blown at OB, glassy and flat at Lindy
SW swell ... solid!
not much
super small... and foggy
REALLY GOOD!
I'm sure it's firing..
big and unsurfable at OB
small, lumpy and windy
really bad
surprisingly fun
small, crumbly, dismal
swell winding down...
wow! power!
DAMN!! GOOODD!!
swell evident.. but.. tough
small and glassy/messy
just not really surfable
small and junky
cold, shitty and windy
small and breezy
glassy red tide
looks ok
soo shitty
fun... posse in effect
nice and sizable
small but warm
shitty but fun..
small and crappy
too small
small??
looks fun..
almost too small.. though glassy
glassy warm and good
small.. glassy.. good
junky but fun
sunny but shitty
small windy and crappy
mellow with sections
pics from sloat july 30
small with a few sections
small glassy and fun
looks ok
pretty sweet
depressingly bad
windy AND small
glassy, small but fun
small and crappy
pretty fun
kinda gnarly
slop
windy crap
Long Time No Surf Report