E's Surf Report: geez.. no waves again this morning

We tried.. we failed.. we ate donuts. Miserable throughout all immediate bay area breaks again this morning.. Not much swell coming in between the Cliff House and Pedro Point. West wind having a field day.. good day if you like flying kites or windsurfing or getting that cold/numb feeling in your face and ears from the wind blowing right at your for hours and hours. Or if you like paddling around trying to catch mushy nothings and crumbly closeouts. It sounds like people found waves in Marin and Santa Cruz yesterday, and Matt was loving OB around 11:30. If you're lucky enough to have that 2-hour lunch break you might want to check out ocean beeatch.. nawww.. i didn't mean that Ocean Beach.. i really do love you... i wouldn't want you to rudely smack me senseless next session for calling you a beeotch. umm.. If you have a 13 foot log or you've only surfed once or twice you might want to check the north-end of Lindy. I watched a few loggers clock a few milliseconds of standing time. It's super small and gentle, and the wind isn't reeking total havoc yet. Wish i had that teleport system so that i could get a sesh in the mentawais this morning.. or maybe catch that South swell on the outer reefs of New Caledonia. or maybe catch the afternoon glass at that long right in Zimbabwe... then jet back in time for work.. Wouldn't mind teleporting to the Galapagos for some lunchtime south-swell action and then i'll take the serenity of outer maldive island niceness at the end of the day.. then a quick teleport to my fave Amsterdam coffee-house.. teleport a few friends there too.. then right to Rio for a little beach-party.. then to Slo-town to hang with Sassafrass.. then back to SF in the morning.. or.. maybe the Andamans for some more indian ocean juice.. yeah.. then have dinner in that peaceful little village in Bhutan.. do some yoga in Varanasi.. then a sitar lesson.. bust over to Sienna for some Italian dinner.. etc.. yeah.. i could get used to a teleport system.. but... only for myself and friends... hee hee..

Here are a few examples of why we all love OB and what's in store for us again in just a few short months..

Awww mutha fuckin' yeah!
nice

alex martin sequence shot by paul ferraris
nice

Be thankful that we never have to deal with conditions like these committed east-coasters.. brrr.. yup.. that's ice.
right coast hard-core!