E's Surf Report

contemplating the lunch session and total disregard for work. anyone got any details? fun, lame, bad, good?

I am drying up in this cube.

Stoked someone actually got the JJ Cale from yesterday, he is a fairly secretive dude.

Now i know what OB is really missing, huge jetties and oil platforms to go along with the polluted water and school bus sized whiteys.

Blakestah, never heard of Tutti from Toes....

Thanks for droppin' some bouy knowledge yesterday.

Seems like that swell coming up the coast about 50 miles offshore just laughing and taunting us as she goes by. Sucks.

last summer seemed to have much more size...

i have gone to renting longboards since I am 180 pounds.

depressing.............

man-rule #7,523: when the tops of the waves are lower than your balls, you may ride a longboard without humiliation or depression.

what the hell happened to the South swell. everyone but DB was calling head high plus and then we get super super inconsitent waist high sets. SHIT!

The jetty is double over head and barrelling.
Meet ya all down there.

Nice looking lefts in so-cal. Hopefully coming up here.

I busted out the longboard for the first time in 2 years on Sunday and had an absolute blast. Fun cruising and so mellow to be gliding along on the small waves without having to pump like a madman.

That being said, hopefully the longboard is back on the rack for another 2 years.

Details for kookdom: FUN!!! I took my funboard, which was probably ideal, but people were smiling on shortboards and longboards too. nothing huge, but not tiny like yesterday.

Most who worry about the longboard can't surf.

Ride it all.

Make the small board go in gutless.
Make the longboard go in throwing quick hitters.

And then usually those types of surfers never discuss equipment.

thanks klooless, I think it is time for a long lunch in order to get my skin back to normal salt levels.

OB is currently rather foggy w/accompanying foggish onshores - not too bad though - and 2- very optimistic 5 foot waves...and either it's extra fickle or I DOUSED myself in %*#@ing Wave Repellent™...AUUUGH...worst infestation I've had in a while. Klooless was rippin' it up so he can either confirm or deny the WR™ factor. Putt putt rides interspersed w/shoulder high steep stuff that appears deeper and only your head ;P Fighting the current today is an exercise in utility. Spare your arms and go with the flow, unlike your kooky surf researcher here. Eyes to low tide if the wind stays off. Happy hunting,

Longboarding is cool. If you can't do it - don't.
Good. Right. Put it away forever. Please!
I've seen some of you (collective [YOU] ) on a longboards and it is not pretty. For all your talk neither are your shortboarding gyrations anything truely inspiring to watch.
There were guys in Hawaii who would ride longboards at Sunset. Gnarly Sunset taking off behind the peaks and bowls and charging - you'd see one guy drop down and fade hard into the angled pit and you're thinking ' no fucking way - no way is this guy...%$^*!' and then he'd all too simply turn upwards up the face and snap it right into the barrell - then speeding down the line to meet the inside section - jamming. At least as fun to watch as amateur porn. All over the North Shore - longboarding madmen in hell waves making
it look easy AND stylish.
Not that I am big fan of the egotestical ass kissing T-MO Campbell and his ilk but his films do provide good examples of
style purity.

Go on if you want - bash the longboarding.
You have no soul.

The south is going to happen. You have to have faith. Look at me, I know!

I know one place that's going off.

Swell is showing at Oyster Point. Its glassy too. Take 101 south from the city. Right past the good guys building, take the new overcrossing of Oyster Point. Head due east to the inlet of the bay. Once by the marina, check for the breaking action. Try to find an uncrowded peak though as the lot is filling up fast.

I will never understand the longboard vs. shortboard nonsense. Peeps can charge around in a giant rubber ducky for all I care. Actually that sounds kind of fun.

OB LOOKS GOOD RIGHT NOW.

I dont know how picky you guys are, but it is surfable, so shut down your Kazaa downloads and let's surf!!!

-jake, less than

ps- didnt Carlos Santana sell out? isnt he on those mcdonalds commercials now? WTF? i'm not into his music anyway, all sounds the same. and dont get me started on Clapton. has been.....

SOUL - whos's talking soul? I'll show you soul! Everyone knows us bodyboarders invented soul!!!! Didn't you see that pic posted yesterday? Booooogie!!!

Hey, stop pimping our Oyster Point bro! Those of us here in the Genentech office park were all over it this morning, and we're gonna start regulating if you boys show up for the arvo.

if i see anyone from the westside at oyster point trying to surf our waves you best be ready to fight.

SF has some very experienced watermen that ride longboards exclusively. Sean the lifegaurd comes to mind. He rips. Late takeoffs and all. Some other folks that have been around for awhile too. Tom on his 11' homemade board does spinners (kinda kooky looking but it's his thing) on 15' faces - leashless and I've never seen him lose his board. I've seen him do it on takesoffs.

I like the idea of riding everything, but mostly I enjoy shortbard type riding.

I might be moving to the "Highway" in Sept. Front row seats are the best.

Recon to Pacifc Valley poste haste - Will send info once I get set up.
South is showing.

I will guarantee the south swell is DOH down south -- about 1500 miles down south. Local surf check this morning resulted in not one sighting of a south line. Please wake me up in September.

dano.. you da man! thanks for letting me relax and get work done here rather than stressing that shit is going off down there.

I am coming. I Am Coming. I AM COMING!

Longboards and lonboarder's suck. I hate it when they:
a. Drop in behind the peak and make it.
b. Paddle to the inside of me then make the critical section in my face.
c. Sit way outside the zone on the outers and then ride the reform all the way through and past me - hate that.
d. Hate the board in pro sac out the back of the truck thing.

Signed,
Mumbling Jessie

e, no worries. Please return, like me, to your 2004 NorCal summer surf depression.

P.S. Today's joke... Surfline's forecast:
Tuesday,Aug 17: Pack bowl to brim, hit hard, repeat until you find yourself horizontal and surf will be 3-4 ft. - waist to shoulder high occasionally 6 ft. and fair-good conditions, while world peace breaks out.

Dano, wish that your report wasn't a joke. Whirled Peas would be groovy

north obleezy was tiny this morning but i definitely noticed some sparse south lines, small but defined. i have a feeling it might be fun after work, weather is beautiful downtown for once and i'll surf just about anything.

Damn, you can have your "genetic mutation" of a wave.

Stay on your side of the marina and we got no problems. I don't need any floundering biotech foamies over here on Oyster Point or even Sierra Point.

TOP 10 McGreevey (New Jersey Governor that just came out of the closet) jokes...

10) nj state bird swallow
9) nj turnpike renamed Hershey highway
8) nj raises terror alert level to lavender
7) we know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous
6) now we know why mcgreevey enjoyed "polling" so much
5) what does mcgreevey and the Israeli navy have in common?
Jewish seamen.
4) nj dmv to now call rear end accidents, a mcgreevey
3) gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box
2) post headline...mcgreevey goes down
1) shouldn't take mcgreevey long to get out of mansion, he's already got his schitt packed!

steve powers

kaiser, genetic boys at oyster point....et al.

ya'll just stay away from
candlestick (south swell tubes all day) point.
elvis grbac and mike cofer were shredding at dp today.

embarcadero's goin' off!!

but seriously.. Hunter's point is the jam! people hangin' out in bikinis on the beach. head-high south swell lines (if you're a hamster).. gang-bangin'... 'tude bustin', rap slangin'.. just like the west side!

we now return you to your summer surf depression soundtrack:

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
And run away with me tomorrow
June

We'll try and ease the pain
But somehow we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will

Mother weep the years I'm missing
All our time can't be given
Back
Shut my mouth and strike the demons
That cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plans
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
And cool enough to not quite see it
And old enough to always feel this
Always old, I'll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me
When I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will

anyone able to point me to a downlaod of rappin' 4 tay's hit song players club.

he's the best rapper ever to come out of san francisco.

pac and hammer and too short all claim the biggity O'h...

4Tay represents Hunters Point y'all.

DAMN, it does look good out there!!

nice one billy! how's that zwan thing panning out?

heading down to pescueles tomorrow morning, flying into Manzanillo in the afternoon around 4ish. Anyone have some suggestions on places to surf on the way to pescueles or around their. I think the wind will be on it at the beach but i was hoping to get in the water before sundown. any suggestions?

you south city guys haven't seen sheeiit until you've seen DOH at Redwood Shores. Larry E. was killing it in the low tide A frames this morning.

hey billy, can you tell me the alternative tuning used on that song? i used to know it and groov'd on it. thanks.

Living Legends ( Murs, Grouch, Mystic Journeymen etc) are the best rap to come out of the City....

J- that Surfline cam was classic! Only clue is the Times Roman font on the drop-down menu.

Hb....can you get me a link.

I wasn't sure about 4 Tay but he's got some good jams.

I just didn't think anyone on this site would know enough to challenge.

Post a link so I can sample and review.

Ya feel me? Word to your mother.

5000

What about Mingus Amongus?

They rap a little....fo sizzle!

Pop pop is the sound of my nine ....

the living legends crew is from the east bay and LA so i don't think they count. murs is dope though.

good reading from the sports guy:
http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/faceoff/040817/part1

3to5:

Eb Bb Bb F# Bb D

google says it might have also been:

E B G D A E

i think billy and james wrote half of that stuff on acid, probably the tunings too

What a difference a slurf can make. Woke up as Mr.Grumps this morning and now after ditching work for 3 hours and slurfing sloppy OB I feel like the person I used to be.

Thanks for pushing me Klooless, if you hadn't said anything I would still be steaming in my cube making a half ass attempt at a redesign.

Noticed a few small southern type waves come through, maybe will be good for arvo? kinda messy out there still but I am now back to satisfactory salt skin levels. Sun was trying pretty hard to poke it's head out too.

Get out there and smile.

when it comes to SF rap its all about Bored Stiff. Word.'

need some surf....

g,
i remember it being flats and sharps so i think the 1st one is right. Was at a crux in life when that album was out, loved that moody song in praticular.

yeah, i guess LL moved around a bunch.

how 'bout Hobo Junction? Heiroglyphics are from Oakland too i think and moved to LA or vice versa..

Commercial rap get da gun clap!

"It was increadible...all crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/08/17/state1617EDT0088.DTL

melts in your mouth, not on your fin

don't have any 4tay but here's a funny MURS song featuring humpty/shockg.

you guys aint shit...

i repeat.

4 tay rules.

ya couldnt just leave it alone? ya had to put your two cent's in and cost us all a quarter.

It's out there if you look hard enough. Was really fun until the wind turned on and all of the santa cruz ripper groms showed up. I put this online to pass some time.

http://www.snapfish.com/thumbnailshare/AlbumID=14115727/t_=12625805

nevermind that stupid crap doesn't work. I guess I have to invite people to see it.

i remember the good ol' days...e would surf in the AM and post a report, kaiser would post the T&A...there's not much swell so i understand e not surfing, but there is NO excuse for kaiser not doing his job!!!

damn...i think i forgot my deodorant this morning....

post a link of the sounds you claim

or

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

everyone knows the best rapper, surfed the best, waves works with the best shaper, knows the best skateboard roads, know the guitar bests...

...save it you BULLSHIT artists.

Bush rules.

Kerry SUCKS!

and you know it!

I got mine, how bout you baby? For those that are whining about no juice, try the Kelly's cauldron right now. Not clean, but it'll thump ya for sure. A negatory wind and folks would be frothing. As for reality, it's what you make of it. Definitely not complaining.

Key-low's the best rapper out of SF.

Hey anonymous, why the bitterness?

We are all just throwin' out rappers we like, skateboard runs we like (the new pavement on Ortega suonds like the shiiiiiii) etc.

Settle down, check out another site, or give some useful info......

Damn, i hope something is out there this evening...

key lime's weak..

i agree with no names response to no name..eat your feedback man..im backing too short and souls of mischief and digital underground before i hear other wise..i am a bit stuck in the early 90's though..

im other news LEWIS JUST GOT ME BUSTED! LEEEWIIISSS!!..yup just had my preformance review and my boss (boyfriend of coworker of L)made a comment about me spending too much time on a certain blog, even though he has never seen me on it..i think i deserve a good left or something, or maybe e owes me for forcing me to be such a slacker so i can here all these phony rappers, salty dogs, and hardcore HMB locals talk shit all day...we can work it out next time i see you in the water i guess..when i start surfing again..hopefully it will be tonight.

if its not windy and my girlfriend lets me go out.

sorry 'bout that Bagel.

OB right now

PSYCHE!!!

random

you longboard haters are true talentless fucktards...

quote: "...without having to pump like a madman."

that shortboard "pump" is the lamest thing EVER.

*pump pump pump* NEED SPEED *pump pump pump*

lame

too short "shorty the pimp" - great album!
digital underground, souls, basshouse funk (anybody remember/heard of them?), rappin 4tay, it's all good. what about the newer MC's out of the bay? lyrics born, prozack, etc.? anyone? bueller?

Andre Nickatine aka Dre Dog is the shit. That guy used to kill house parties in SB. RBL Posse is SF too, yeah?

The first West Coast Bad Boys CD was sick!!

e40 is my pick, but don't forget about Pac...

e, you know i jest. in all honesty i have no one to blame for my 63% decline of productivity this quarter other than myself..

woo hoo! now; a long board shortboad debate! im all over that shit..

umm, i like both..

fig. (joel) 1

fig. (joel) 2

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SAN FRANCISCO RAPPERS YOU HOMOS!

7 miles wide and 7 miles long.

PICK ONE AND POST A LINK OR SHUT UP!

YOU MAY WANT TO HEAR YOURSELF TALK ALL DAY BUT I DONT

BACK UP THE BULLSHIT I SAY

well i personaly was speaking of bay area rappers as i dont feel that SF is well represented in that area oakland has sf beat in many ways...but those guys felonious lived across the street from me on cabrillo for a short time. not that i have ever heard their music. god damn im elloquent.

speaking of shut the fuck up, take your own advice.

Bittorrent link to a BBC documentary on predators, has an amazing scene with a great white attacking a surfboard and lunging out of the water, holy crap:

http://www.mvgroup.org/forums/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13297&index=0

(you need to have either bittorrent or preferrably azureus installed to download)

The best SF rapper is my husband Gavin. He's very street. Have you read the latest lyrics that he wrote tonight?

Surfed kellys tonight
went home and tagged my wife
My head began to spin
'cause I saw her on CNN
with her freak lesbian!

Told ya dat south would hit
It ain't all time bitch!
But fuckin a'
what can you say?
cured that god damned itch!

The sun was finally out
no boots, no hood
word!
out!

Love and kisses, I care! Gavin

Oh good. Oh great.

THIS WEBSITE NOW OFFICIALLY SUCKS.

A certain cove was pretty fun tonight after work. If that's what 2ft @ 20 from 170 is like, I'm in favor. Now the question is will there be anything left at dawn.

Aug 17 early. S swell 2 ft 20 sec 170-180 deg. This will likely be the only evidence we have of this south, as the energy appears to be dropping in SoCal already, and the angle shifting more easterly. But, we hit 2 ft - whoopee! Get some of that at our most exposed S swell spots.

phuck that i wanna see bush pan down!!!

That was windswell.

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