E's Surf Report

Awwwww shit, ya'll don't know who you fuckin' wit. First again!

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Huey and the five dolphins for this morning's stoke.

first prework session in months... soooo much fun out there

-Stah, I called you a scumbag this morning, because I chose to clean up my daughters poopy pants (note: no diaper or pull-up was involved)over surfing.

One more note: Why ask Why?

"Halavais, a 20-year-old SURFING INSTRUCTOR who lives across the street from the Bodega Bay Surf Shack, was lying on her surfboard and paddling at about 10:30 a.m. when a SHARK ATTACKED from behind, grabbed her right leg and pulled her and the board underwater."

sounds like a good morning. missed those glassy waves, but did bail early from work and got a bunch of waves yesterday. a bit mushy but a lot of fun. reminded me of those no wind, summer south swells of years past. so many left lining up.

going to see these guys tonight at slim's.



gogol bordello

missed this morning too.. dagnabbit!!

the worst part about surfing is missing it! I likewise missed out this morning.. but.. 8 sessions in the last 6 days has me comfy.

friend #1, last night I spent some time in the ER tending to a little one's newly broken arm....I'll take poopie pants anytime.

Yeah, I won't make that trade with you.

But I would trade both for what I saw last night and this morning on the Dogwalk.

Sorry to hear about the arm.

I would trade anything to get 3 little SF kids back.
my heart cries out.

A bit longboardy where I was, but still some pleasant rides. Saw the five dolphins on the inside about 9:45-ish.

blakestah - bummer about the little one's arm, I hope it was not a complicated break and that it heals up fast. The Anarchist went to Urgent Care this morning with a mashed up shoulder. I keep telling him water is softer than concrete, but he keeps on skatin' anyway!
Got some fun ones last night. First time in the water since we got back from major culture-vulturing in Rome and Florence - Jeeze, how many pictures of that chick and her kid did them guys draw!!!!!???????????

Rome is the shit, Caravaggio Rules!

Feeling the afterglow...what a session last night 4-6:45pm. 5-ft and glassy, almond eyes, long rides, good people, mellow crowd. Surfed until dark.

Just to point out the obvious, my old local beachbreak has lived up to its infamy.

Salmon Creek, October, evening session. Risky combination.

All of the folks that have been enjoying early morning and late evening sessions lately just keep in mind what time of year it is.

It is Fall and this is the time when El Blanco Morte likes to enjoy breakfast and dinner.

...and not to sound redundant but dont surf alone.

Seeing as we've got a potential big one coming, I'm curious as to what size the beach can get to and hold. I realize that the way-out-there bars begin to break at a certain point. When that happens, are the normal outer-bars a giant reform of that? Is there a point at which the beach stops working? For instance, last March 9th, the BIG one... what did that do? It was too foggy in the AM to see and I drove south. Any thoughts?

Oh my Gawd!!! How can you guys still surf after that shark attack yesterday????!!!!????. YOU GUYS ARE CRAZZYYYY SURFERS!!!!!

add me to the list of people who missed it. sounds like e got enough for a whole bunch of us.

anyone know the band rehearsing toward the north part of lower gh last night?

monkey milk - last night was butter-smooth, mmmm. great night to stay waaay out, but i bailed for the red vic. 'bicycle trip' is the greatest surf movie i've seen, but i fell asleep for part of the main feature, 'my eyes won't dry.'

bstah - i guess you got your (SUN) jones taken care of. i got one of those a couple weeks ago from a friend, but lately couldn't reach him to find out the source for you.

Walker- charge it you east coast pussy

OK - thank you.

I didn't get my (SUN) jones taken care of...all that happened was lots of people who knew less about the stickers than I did started emailing me a lot. 1200 people a day read that page and not one of them had enough decency to answer a simple request....

What the hell is a SUN sticker

If anyone has some time to kill tonight, swing on down to our show...

The stickers say SUN in the middle, and in small print on the bottom say "Outer Sunset District".

All the cool kids already have em.

Here's an example of the style, but not the sticker of which I speak.

they're like KCLB stickers, but for trannys and logggers

I love my single fin. I love my single fin on glassy waves. I love tequila. I love grappa. I love italian women--well, all women, really. I have eaten shark. Sharks prefer to feed during the day when visibility is good. Thus, the mid-morning attack yesterday. The water up that way has been really churned up since the storm last weekend. Yesterday, was probably the first day there was good visibility. Sweet sunset yesterday.

nice one anon. so true about the stickers.

Me pimping pictures

Outer Sunset District

not that if friggen care but it should be OSD, yeah you know me.

cool photos mexi.. that last one looks fun as all hell.. mellow barrelling little pocket.

What's the Outer Ricmond District sticker say: RICH?

mexi nice grain. are you shooting B&W these days or is that a little digi touch-up?

Hey- did anyone tell this walker guy that there is some mysto break slightly south of the beach. He can probably get some good ones there no?

There are a few spots along the coast that can HOLD a big swell right?? I mean excluding Bolinas of course. DOOH, sorry about the name dropping. I 'm a kook

The richmond sticker should be in cyrillic.

All those claiming location stickers are so obnoxious.

You know what's even worse than all the claiming location bumper stickers? Are the university alumni vanity plates/stickers. Every time I see one from some prestigious university, or some dude wearing his Ivy League alma mater on his sweater, it makes me want to go and get some Devry, or Heald Business College shit and plaster them everywhere. I'm getting my Devry University bumper stickers any day now.

what passes for "community" in most places these days is a joke. fashion but no real substance. everyone clamouring for their stickers. where's the beef?

Thanks, I'm using Scala b&w slide film ISO 200 pushed to 1600, I love grain, Photoshop grain isn't the same.

None of you no what core is about.

I bet you all ride Al Merrick boards and listen to Jack Johnson while drinking your soy latte.

the beef's still at wendy's

dude, don't start dissing the soy lattes. soy lattes are cool. especially in the sunset (though they are a little hard to find out here).

where is BVB when you need him? Kaiser can you fire a few up for the cube people.. Thanks

I love soy lattes with some cinnamon on top.

just claim your friggin cross street, bitches.

I claim JUDAH street for me and my two groms. Judah peak Locals!!!

I also part-time claim LinkHam, that would be the peak between Lincoln and Kirkham. (sometimes called "Kirkin").

OK, these two peaks are ours. No friggin gay bumperstickers, no Judah Peak Local Boys claims. JPLB.

Judahpeak- when is the rumble with the Rivera Gang?

Nice pics Mexi- The last one has a real nice texture like it's printed on canvas.

Rincon from above damn- One day I'd love to fly the whole coast during a huge perfect swell in tiny plane or UL

IRV

Don't mess with the 48th and Fulton crew. Damn!

Apparently you're not a legitimate surfer if you have money and sophistication. Better quit you're office jobs, become a plumber, and trade in your Anchorsteam for PBR.

Oh, and you're only allowed to ride crappy boards made by some drunk Sunset Irishman and drink black Folgers.

Anchorsteam is plenty blue collar.

Cabrillo st holmes's!

-Oh, and you're only allowed to ride crappy boards made by some drunk Sunset Irishman

..almost choked on my burrito

Bill Hickey doesn't drink at all.

kaiser - should we go with SMC (san mateo county) for our stickers or just represent ausiello's or marvin gardens? hmm...

j drinks. this i know for sure.

He is German not Irish.

any chance this next swell will bring rideables to the beach by saturday??

Why the hate on Al Merrick? He pressed Ctl+Alt+Board and out popped my latest stick on the foamblank "printer." So soulful, shit's got Intel inside brah. Paddle out on that with a soy latte and straw hat and everyone knows you reprazent, like big time.

Schultze is half German half Mexican.

Hickey is Irish and lived in the Sunset for decades and decades.

Neither of them drinks. And no one who rides Hickey boards thinks they are crappy boards. You do get an automatic nod of approval from the Kelly's Cove Local Boys if you are on a Hickey.

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However, no one apparently knows the origin of the (SUN) stickers that have been popping up all over...but everyone likes to rag on them, especially the people who've never seen them...WTF?

Saturday will be flat.

Sunday afternoon will be over 20 ft at Mavericks and Ghost Trees with jetskis and helicopters everywhere.

lighten up Francis

here are some car decoration ideas for you niceness members:

sigh.
..oh how I wish I could get a nod of approval
from a Kelly's Cove Local Boy.

Id like to have a crack at those KKLB's.

20 foot Ghost Trees ?

I will be there claiming Hunters Point all you OSD posers.

I saw a pink bumper sticker yesterday on the 101: "My bush makes love not war".

There was a guy driving the car...

this album kicks major ass!

I don't claim or pretend to charge at all. I suck at surfing. I just asked a question because I was curious about the limits of what the beach could handle - not because I have any intention of trying to surf when it's that big. I wasn't making any Mavs Charging Charger plans.

Ive always felt a bit awkward about having to drive my girlfriends car.

Now i know to be sure and check for bumpertickers next time

Where's my phone call?

Walker - I've seen wave faces approaching 50', may bigger, off the beach breaking in long fat barrels with offshore winds. Impossible to paddle out, not to mention insane. It was one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen.

Your name shouldn't be where you rep either. That is so lame.

laurel heights cube farmers reprezent!!

How's the wind out there?

Cant really see the waves from the beach so its hard to tell. Winds feel OK though.

Thanks Walker Texas Ranger.

redwood city cube dwellers in the hooooooouse

Wetsand Weekend Prediction...

Sunday kind of reminds me of when i put all of my money into the stock market about 6 years ago. ...Wednesday would represent today.

Krissy Field should be thumping on monday.

"Ya'll best stay on the west side oh else."

hey,
ausiello's and marvins are in MY hood. so let's grab a pint!

Pints it is!

All those HMB stickers started showing up around 1999-2001. Fuckers.

Here it comes....
46002 10/20 2:50 pm 17.5ft 21.4sec

Fun week so far. Surfed Saturday morning in SF, thumpy & fun, hightailed it to L.A. Rincon was flat. Sunday surfing in front of Pierce Brosnan's house with the paparazzi copter overhead trying to get Jennifer's pic. July 4th style fireworks right off the beach that night for some kids party. Monday AM surfed just north of the county line, very smooth and shapely. Back up here for DP every day this week. Gonna be an interesting weekend.

3to5, no shit, i live spitting distance from the two and kaiser is about a loogie hock away. we'll have to meet up one day (MG does pitchers, i can't recall if ausiellos does)

j, let's make it happen. i'm that close.

Got a head high wave the other day looked up at the wall as I was getting to my feet and it didn't look makable. I decided to go for it and put the rail into the face, duck a bit and hope. The board took off with me just riding along watching the lip trying to catch me. As my speed got going I started turning to the top, off real smooth and down to the bottom. Off the bottom smooth keeping speed up. Got a few more turns like that before the wave backed off and I kicked out. Such a good feeling to go for it and get rewarded not smacked.

Miss you weirdos-- Sorry, excessive work. I understand there are big waves at a beach now and then. If this happens, please call my cell at O-dark-thirty and leave a message. I'm ready to take some shots before going to my executive acting job. Either that or you're stuck with shots from that disgusting place down south.

my prediction is every surfer within 75 miles of the coast on sunday morning at 8:00 am will be either on their way to the beach or looking at the surf or suiting up or in the water. it's not this blog, it's not technology, it's not the prognosticators, it is the present. i always prefer crowds of new surfers over competant surfers. this has been true since forever among surfers. it will be very crowded either way.

BIG SURF A COMIN

my prediction is that sex is fun, gas is expensive and true friends are indispensible. i could be wrong though.

3to5, hit me up, nitsuj@gmail.com.

Megan's magic stick.

Smithie, shulie, ron and the boys have returned from a hellacious trip to New Orleans.We sold alot of generators, bottled water, pepper spray, wax, and Budweiser. Of course we added money to the economy, one doller snapped into the local g-strings at a time! Hah! Surf was good, Wilma is a comin' and pushin' swell already. The Boys were boosting huge airs and generally turning heads. Saw ron get into it with some local welfare scum at the Dome, but after he beat him and his 7 kids down with a mini-mag, respect was given. Our complete domination of the diaster scene, local lineup and the strip clubs was apparent to everyone who was fortunate enough to have witnessed it. I feel blessed just to have been around those guys; my surfing, fighting and chick-scoring abilities are almost 100% better now. The brigade is back and buying a shack in the Aves, time for full-time domination. Paddle faster and avoid getting bitten bitches, keep your eyes peeled from Pt. A^%#@_ to P*@#*&^%E Pt. (and yes Ft. P^%@&!!!) The Brigade will be once again throwing heaps of buckets and pulling trucks full of broads, WELCOME BACK TO THE BRIGADE!

A shack in the Avenues? C'mon Johnnie, wouldn't it save you guys a lot of time, energy and gas if you just rented something above the 'White Swallow" on Polk Street?

What kinda board is that? I cant make out the name.

Anyone seen those shark leashes that run an electrical current?

Yeah, it doesn't work. There is something MUCH MORE promising than that in the works right now. I'm looking forward to it when they have it fully developed.

hominid in a sheriff outfit?

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