E's Surf Report

Been reading this site along time. Totally fucking bored with your surf stupidity and that of the other wankers who post here. With that said, I'm digging on the grass roots, underground, wannabe musician stuff. It's new and refreshing. Sprinkle more of that in and you got yourself a blog again.

okay i took a shit load of pictures and im gonna post em ASAP

Authentic Critic Lifestyle

Let's set the tone right today...

Remember, bitching about other people's bitching is still bitching.

And it's not bitchen to be bitching.

for once, nice one Kaiser, now let's see if you can stay stay away from the silicone peaks today.

Impressive you made it w/ 5(!) guitars e.... any more than 2 is usually death to the music!

Why the no imbibing of the hash/ganja? Does it make your music too stoney and monotonous? Does it make you re-think what you are playing? Wanted a clear head?

Come on, now my keyboard and monitor are all covered in coffee!
ROTFL

Ha! The beauty of "blog-critizism". I am going to write a book about the traits of bloggers focusing my energy on anon posters and their lack of value.

There is a solution for these posters: Post what you want to see! That is the beauty of the internet, you have the same control I do but instead of posting something valuable, you choose to post something about what another posts. See "Fishing Proverb" at www.wikipedi.com for more in-depth analysis...

Does this reflect your personality?

Besides, without silicone, your bathroom will be constantly leaking. Embrace ingenuity....Don't bash it!

oh shit!!! that is hilarious!!! genius!!!!

Whilst highly amusing - that graphic is so wrong on so many levels...!
now you've forced me to post this to redress the balance.

sometime I forget to key my Authentic Blogger Lifestyle identity.

yah, you guys rip on "anon" posters, and your real names are "kaiser", "bagel", "MSG", "Lerm", "Fiend #1", "Loon", "3x5x7", "BVB", etc.

grow up.

also, where is Heather dancing these days since she didnt win the TW Surf model search?

What's your name Slayer?

definitely Brian for president! niiiice.

who's heather?

Friend #1 is Robert Cave

Blog name comes from first reference to Robert Cave on a Surfer Mag Bulletin board in a story, by Duncan Cambell aka Just another Doof aka Doof aka Duncan.

I'm on to you Brian...

Pah! missed by 30secs!

hey, take it easy guys.

e, happens to be a better surfer than he let's on. his self deprecation is one of his admirable qualities. some of us weren't lucky enough to grow up surfing all the time and thus will probably be kooks for the rest of our surfing lives. me included. at least we admit it. i'm sure that there are people that post here that complain about kooks that don't surf all that well.

Teah e! Good on you for gettin out there and trying new stuff. Jams are weird because of the wide range of anticipation. Auditioning for a song based band is less so becuase ther is either specific material to try out or specific songs by influences. I'm gonna name drop here twice because it was kinda funny. One time I auditioned for a fairly popular band in the '80s called Beatnik Beach. The songwriter contacted just two guitarists through connections. So I arrive, set up and the other guy comes in, nice guy, very customized looking equipment. He starts playing and I just stopped and stared, eventually I got in the mix but I was flabbergasted by this guy. It was Joe Satriani. The other time was for a band named Vauxhall and the main guitar guy was leaving for another band but sat in to show me some of the material. He was a very good blues player with a pure rock instinct. Before I left I asked him what his project was. His name was Mike Falzarano and he was joining Hot Tuna, one of my all time hero bands.

I didn't get either gig.

Oh yeah, e don't suck, he's got style which IMO matters more than chops.

whatever GAYER, i never bagged on anon posters, they're awesome. sometimes i am an anon poster. what i really like is when people finish thier thoughts in the name section, that makes for some funny reading sometimes.

where are those pictures brian.

Hey guys, check out the waves in the background. This
is at my beach, i went for a walk today with my
digital camera because I have got a cold and hate
school >:/ So yeah check it out.


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Dammit E - you won't listen to me. You're frustrated because you haven't learned to crawl yet. You're trying to surf Mavericks before you've conquered Kookymar. Do you hear me? You posted a few days ago that you want to learn Giant Steps by Coltrane. Holy Shit Dude! Do you realize that Giant Stepts in the jazz world is like the equivalent of surfing Mavs?!? It's a fucking monster tune and a rite of passage for musicians who paid their dues mastering Summertime, Autumn Leaves, Satin Doll. You can't just ease into a song like that by playing the melody and then trying to pick up the chords.

Remember a while back you were working on Caravan? Have you mastered that tune? Do you know how the changes all relate to each other? Shit! My advice is to stick with the guitar but find a way to rise above the all the other kooks who know their chords and can noodle around. It's easy to get to that level. It's where everyone stops because the next level gets to hard. It means real practice, learning theory, transcribing solos. But it's well worth it in the end. Dude, find a good jazz player in SF who likes to smoke bowls and pay him for some lessons. Learn the way Wes voiced all his chords. Fuck Man do it! yeah....

peace to all - egp

meant to put a question mark and not a period there, oopsy

Hey guys, check out the waves in the background. This
is at my beach, i went for a walk today with my
digital camera because I have got a cold and hate
school >:/ So yeah check it out.


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okay wow can you PLEASE delete those posts cuz i can't even do HTML. Im gonna smoke some more weed. Fuck!

sweet..

and e thanks for turning me on to Andrea Zittel. i always was stoked on that trailer at moma..

Happy Birthday Dave!

Brian-

Which beach is that?

Its in BODEGA BAY. Ill tell you that much acually i can probably name this beach because its so shitty for 11 months out of a year. but its called D0|24N And if your 1337 you can figure it out! Anyhow i got some more pics to show you all. hehe. here hold on lemme get em

right on. thanks eg pimp. thanks for the inspiration. Good advice dude. yeah.. i'm still working through Caravan. I finally figured out the second part where it walks through the fourths. I'm just beginning to feel semi-comfy improvising in the main part in the key of C using C major with a flat second and minor 6th... and minor 7th i guess too. not sure the name of the scale? I'm looking for a teacher too.. fur sure.. i think i may have found someone by the name of Daniel Coffeng.

yeah.. i was just getting excited about Giant Steps. That song is ridiculous.

Listening to Kulu Se Mama right now. Coltrane is the man!!!!

and heres the view from my house.




So i can just get up anyday and see hmm. should i play hookie and go surfing? Yeas i think i will. Today i was just hella sick with a cold so i stayed home and took those photographs up there ^^^ and now i just finished smoking some weed so im pretty high.

thanks Lerm and Kdalle! y'all are too kind.

the real deal is that both Lerm and Kdalle fucking rip shit up on guitar!!! true inspirations.

Lerm has the metal riffs like no other. Guy is one of those natural musicians. strait up.

Definitely Brain for prez and vice-prez!

you should go surf that shit brian!

Bagel, dont take offense, I was just lumping you into the semi-anons.

be careful, when you use the term "Gayer", it may offend some people who will call you homophobic. Some people are hypersensitive to that word. just another thing for them to complain about.
Not me though.

I get it. I use the term "Gay" a lot, and I dont even have any interest in seeing Bro-on-my-back Mountain.

hey longhair, how old is that Mac behind you?

SHUT IT DETRACTORS

Pru Jeffries, surfed with her in Hawaii - totally hot lady AND she surfs better than most SLAyers..
Chelseas' gotten cuter - totally rips - saw her surf Honolua - very impressive flow.
Veronica - eeeeeeehhhhh. She's super nice and has a great ass as does Lisa Anderson,
Layne and especially Serena.

Babe Flow, What is your point? You seem to be screaming for attention. We would be more impressed to know how many of those chicks you have actually 'conquered'.

who is that chick on the right? i see her a lot in roxy ads, and i've seen her on a couple of surf flicks. they always seem to only show her surfing a long board on about 1/2 of a wave, then they cut to an interview with her. Can she even surf? if not, why is she a 'pro'???

6 guitars, 2 bass

what's the obsession with mullets, e? Almost every story i've read from you, has some tweaker surfer guy that has a mullet. Infact, almost every fictionalized surf story i've read has a mullet dude as one of the main antagonist.

you guys should start coming up with more original characters. I haven't seen a mullet in years.

the slayer, non taken. i try not to take much of this sh to seriously. thanks though. and i think we should all take a second to be jealous of brian..

that girl is dorky and sometimes surfs malibu and is getting uglier as she gets older if i may be so insensitive. she gave my brother the 'im way to cool to talk to you' look in the company of mutual friends so i officially dont like her.

really? shit. i don't recall other mullet characters.. but.. mine memory ain't what it was. this guy last night had a real mullet. .but.. i'll refrain from any further mention of the mullet.

Isn't there a Sf band Guitarmeccadon with 5 guitars?

Rotating Fin System v3.1

Well, testing's about complete and I'm taking orders for a
completely new set up addressing flow, rake and camber
issues. Here's where it gets a little technical:

While attaching the set up was a little tricky, folks at the
lab ran some water tunnel models and fabricated a
special plug enabling it to fit universal fin boxes.

It seems early indigenous adopters enjoyed relative
success with similar outlines, but without computer and
windtunnel diagrams, progress was greatly limited to
longer overly robust core rhythm characteristics that
in the end, were rather difficult to paddle.

Beta version 2.0 - the key to efficent co-drag is a genetic
tweak the lab used hydrometers and atomic subgenerators
to evolve. Early versions produced less fetch harnessing
a more realistic weight to surface co-efficency. For more
details go to my website and click "Paypal".

yeah, the marina doesn't have mullets. jump on the 22 and come to my area.

For the record, I don't want to be confused with that Imposter Slayer. I don't know who the other guy is, but my real name is Danny. Sometimes I scowl when it's crowded or if I'm surfing like crap, but I try to never drop in on anyone and generally I'm a happy guy. Come up and say hi sometime.

See ya - Dann...errr Slayer

No point Brian - does there have to be one?
You seem a bit odd.
Are you alone?

SLAYER. hmm ill put some of that on right now. hmm. im sick and hella blazed. that picture of me is in my spanish class so i would expect the macs to be at least 20 years old. Maybe 23. You Know.

OG Slayer, i thought you said you didnt read the blog.
if you didnt post the pic of Keagy, then who did?

did you get your ears drilled yet, slutty?

"hella" = NorCal speak
hackey sack = East Coast sport

i have to call them like i see them.

it's "footbag," not hackey sack.

hackey sack is a brand name. like kleenex tissues.

I have no idea who posted Keagy's heaving man breasts online, but it wasn't me.

I puruse this blog from time to time, but it's usually after someone emails me saying, "Hey, some dudes are talking about you on that blog."

I just want to surf. That's all I want to do. Me likey surfy. As long as people let me do that, I don't have a problem with anyone. Can't we all just get along, Rodney King?!

I have to go paddle out in monster hell crap peaks now. Have a nice day everybody.

Cobstah - AN INSTANT CLASSIC!!!!!!

ya that cobstah was pretty funny i must say.

hey e, or whomever posted that Electric Masada CD. i downloaded it and cant stop listening to the last song on the album. anyone want to recomend other shit in that vein? i really like the rest of the album also and am not a huge fan of abstract improvy jazz. i have some christmas itunes cards to spend..so any recs are great

Hey Slayer, It's 3 to 5 sets of 7. My freinds call me "dude" or "bro".

Loving it Cobstah.

Hey Cobstah, what inventions have you come up with lately? Developed any theories that you were unlazy enough to actually try them out in real world situations? And were you brave enough to let other people try them and discuss them on an open and anonymous forum?

Or would you rather just have your 9-5 cubicle job, nice and simple, no risks?

Just wondering.

Don't get me wrong, that was funny, but still.

Now there is some ingenuity! Nice work. Much respect.

Some of those shots above remind me of "Window Licker" video by Aphex Twin/Richard James.

Word, "me likey surfy."

We could always do more for ourselves by doing less harm to each other, verbal or otherwise. Commit no acts of violence.

hey bagel.. i just bought the electric masada double cd called "mountains of madness." It's friggin awesome!! I'll let ya burn it if you want.

you might also dig miles davis "theme from Jack Johnson".

I'm listening to black label society now, after reading Brian's myspace page. pretty bluesy.

"Silicon parts are made for toys...."

- Sir Mix-A-Lot

If these aren't toys, I don't know what are!

jacques, I think I sold a van to a guy with your last name once....

I thought it was funny satire....

black label society kicks ass. i just learned how to play doomsday jesus the other day. hella fun

I took this a few weeks ago. Damn nice wave.

cool thanks e, ya i actually do like the jack johnson miles stuff..speaking of Jack Johnson did you guys know he had a training gym at the cliff house? learned that from my ocean beach history book..

ill check out black label society i like bluesy..i- tunes doesnt have the best selection, they only have 2 'masada' albums and they both sound pretty classical style..which aint bad..

who is the idiot with the pale ale and the coffey fun shape?

Looks like a rugged NorCal man to me. Weathered, tanned, wise with age. So he sucked a few dicks. Big deal.

O.G. SLAYER- Nobody cares if you "have to go paddle out" right now. I doubt that you are being forced to go surf. Save It. Is that you with the Pale Ale and Ward Coffey funshape?

hey man. i care.

$20 says E bans Brian's IP address within the next week. It's spiraling out of hand too fast.

Finally happend, I need to go see an ENT Doctor about my surfers ear. I'm pretty sure its been posted before but can someone post some names of good docs in the city? Thanks.

Actually, Blakestah, no van, but you did sell me a board once...

yeah, this nomination for prez has gone straight to the 16yo's head. this is exactly why the minimum age is 35.

If they ban Brian's IP there will be open revolt among the masses.

i think Brian's rad. no need to ban. just had to stick up for OG Slayer, who i think is a mega-ripper so deserved respect.

banning IPs rarely works anyway because most people have dynamic IPs.

shit.. gotta get some work done.

listening to melvins "Houdini". siiick.

In my experience dynamic IPs last months usually, so it mostly works, but why on earth would anyone ban Brian's? Mine on the other hand...

Holy shit. Dan Keagy drinks Hieneken?

You can change your IP address every 5 minutes by just rebooting your router or cable modem or dsl modem. Viva DHCP!!!

We all know there are only three guys on this blog, messaging to each other.

E = OG Slayer, etc.

hey look that guys name is Brain and my name is brian. wow thats sure similar. or perhaps its an imposter!

id like to take that coffey fun board and use the foam for board for me and board for kid. you waste foam dude!

also strict law against drink in outdoor! shame you

BVB's too confused to write now that he knows most people on this blog are 16 year old highschoolers who are local's at spot's hes to scared to surf.

17

FUCK YOO

fuck bvb

http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php

eff ya

Not that he needs my defense, but the man with the big red board surfs better than most regardless of what the fuck he's riding. so zip it and let your surfing do the talking.

or State Assembly before going for the Oval Office

hey blakestah?

you know anything about open dunn-weavers and time it takes to get back in the water?

been reading some comments in surfe3rmag from you and it sounds like you know your shit re: AC joints.

The Democrats' chronic impotence led to the Republicans' reign of incompetence.

skip, I had surfer's shoulder, standard impingement which leads to tendonitis which led to a missed winter, and I educated myself on how that all comes around, but I don't know anything about the surgical procedures. I do know how to keep my shoulder healthy enough to keep it from going out, which doesn't really help me surf anymore :( but it is nice to be pain-free.

Surfer's shoulder heals real slow in my case. But it is not really an AC problem but a humoral-scapular problem.

If you are the skip I know I still remember that dp we had a small outer bar to ourselves....my last one.

How can you assess the surfing skill of someone riding a modified bench for a surfboard? Can you go vert on a board like that?

Thought so. Its really a crutch to hide poor conditioning and balance.

thanks blakestah. i thought you may be an orthopod. my shoulder (was) way beyond surfers shoulder. hanging by some skin more like it.

anyway cant surf. dont know when i can.

A good surfer can go vert on anything.

bet he could shove that beer vertical up your.....

any recomendations for ENT docs that deal with surfers ear in the city? Looked at this page as review - http://www.niceness.org/new_surf/archives/001072.html

looking for a name or two. thanks!

Robert Johnson is an ear doctor i went too over at california pacific on california. hes older and doesnt really specialize in surfers. he told me my right ear is 90 percent shut but drilling should be the very last resort..whenever i get a little infection it closes up but still dont want no drills..im pretty religious about earplugs now..

Mr. T-N-T

Oops, sorry I'm still cum drunk.

Dave Keagy drinks Heineken, holy shit!

inside jokes arent funny.

outside jokes are in

Brian...you need to at least graduate. Sounds like when you decide to go to school it is after a liberal wake 'n bake. If you put in the slightest bit of effort now life will grant you many more choices. Surf, get stoned and keep it real, but keep it together.

You do not want to end up as a guy whose only accomplishment is a nickname and a spot in a localized lineup (even if he's a tranny).

FWIW, Tom Engel did both my ears. He's done quite a few surfer's ears. He's affiliated with California Pacific on California. Both times went well although I had a puncture in the canal of one. After the operation my ear would audibly sqeak when I chewed. You could hear it across the room. Never forget the look on nearby diners in a quiet restaurant one night. It eventually healed fine. Best not to wait to 99% closure. Makes it harder for the doc to find the canal path if there is no canal to see.

46059 7:50 am 17.5ft 15.4sec
What's the wind gonna be?

bah im not that bad after all man. i smoke when i dont go to school sure, but this is my 4th absensce so far this school year. I slacked off in algebra 2 and im gonna drop it and take a TA but im still shootin for a 3.8 GPA. I love surfin a lot and i got sick cuz i surfed for 4 days in a row with my shitty 3/2 wetsuit. but i have a cold so im stayin home from school and i decided to talk a walk on the beach and cry and wish i wasn't sick so i could be in there rippin it up with the other dudes. Ugh. I live in Bodega bay and go to school in sebastopol, sonoma county, and im gonna give you a preview to the big wave around here that i dont think anybody surfs at all.

double douche, are you hot? what are you wearing?

People have both paddled and towed Bodega rock before.

consumed

cinematic orchestra is pretty cool. Listening to the album "Every Day" now. Lay back chill out grooves.

seriously this is my favorite ass shape.

MSG=Brian

Who cares really.

Sandbars have been really fun down here. Thanks for the insight into a jam E. Just like a great surfer, always in the pocket.

which in the south bay means you can get in one turn before the close-out.

In NJ, school seemed much different. Way more competitive. You could not drop classes like in college. Algebra 2 in high school, isn't that like a junior high class? Not that I am very bright, I barely graduated engineering school...

True anon, but not lately. There are some reeeally good ones but some loose lips have been apparently letting the word out b/c of the crowds lately.

And where is afterlunchbagel? He is the best.

Just about any ENT can do a surfer's ear. Its like the easiest procedure they do - and make no mistake about it, ENT surgery is about as complex as any other surgical specialty, 8+ hour bone dissections are not uncommon.

I'd recommend Larry Lustig or Steve Cheung cuz I worked with them and they are both top notch surgeons. Steve in particular has worked out a novel approach that heals a little faster, and doesn't go through the back of the ear (mainly it heals with much less pain).

Whom ever posted the motivator link earlier - here's one for you. Well I managed to amuse myself with it anyhow...

I do hope he is planning to capture that shark from his Kayak. Seems quite a common practive apparently:

Kayak angler Jim Sammons lifts a 12-foot thresher shark on a gaff after fighting the fish solo.

Bagel,

My left ear is 99% closed. My normal ear doc literally laughs at me every time he tries to look into it. My right ear is 90% closed. This is AFTER having an operation using the chisel technique back in December of '97. Conclusion: not all doctors and/or operations are the same. I use earplugs pretty religiously, too. For me, it didnt' matter.

My normal ear doc referred me to the Director of Ototlogy, Neurology and Skull Base Surgery at UCSF, Dr. Lawrence Lustig. The guy was REALLY cool, and it's clear the guy is very up on the latest techniques. They are going to use the drill, but a very very small one, and they don't have to cut the ear and pull it back - they just go directly in through the canal. It's more effective, and there's a lot less risk of facial paralysis because it's a more exact method than the chisel. The drill is also very quiet, so there's no risk of hearing loss. Plus, here's the part that sold me: total time out of the water = 1-3 weeks. That's great. They can only do one ear at a time, but it's minimal hassle.

So do your research and make sure you're with the right doc. I'm not scheduled until March, which is great because that's just when it starts to really suck around here.

Brian, when you said that "no one cares if I 'have to paddle out right now'": you're 16, right? You DO understand irony and sarcasm, don't you? "Having to go surfing" is a good thing. It means I have better things to do than type on a computer. And I was sure happy I DID go surfing, because it was pretty frickin' fun.

Now I have to got work out now. Again, Brian, that's a good thing. ;)

Seems shark fishing from Kayaks is even more common than I first thought...

Brian:
This may come as a shock but I think you are my long lost son. You were born here in the back of this trailer I still have set up a mile south of Pismo Beach. Your resemblence to me is uncanny. I look like you, all trashed and haggard from too much pot, my hair is long like yours and your features as I sit here at a local cafe - in the mirror I see myself in you.
Your mom slept with a lot of guys back then -- everyone was doing her; the mailman, your Uncle Pete, and my best log boarding bud Jessie.
She high tailed it out of here with you late one night in '98.
How is it that you ended up a delinquent at such a young age? I miss you son.

Dad

What sort of sociological "lemming effect" do you see in the rise of the guitar superhero?
I don't have a speech I make about this, but my observation is that guitar playing as currently understood has more to do with sports than it has to do with music. It's an Olympic-challenge type of situation. the challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming.

OG SlayerDanny- you surfed all day, then you are going to workout at 5. I think my parents will cut the cord after I graduate, so how can I get affliated with your trust fund so I can also have that lifestyle?

then don't graduate!

"You catch shark.
Shark catch you."

OH SHIT - OG SLAYER is going HUGE!!!!!!

man i dont even think i said anythin about having to paddle out. quote me so i know what ur talkin about

shit danny slayer, your post made me cringe about 4 times. good luck man. i wasnt really consdering doing it unless my ears get really bad in the future. at this rate they've only closed up like twice, once for like 2 weeks which was a nightmare, even got in a little car scrape. so ill wait till at least 95 percent shut. nice scoring some waves too looks like some storm is here. and those are some scary shark pictures

Hb = moron. Dare I say more?

D.A.D

I miss you too. Mom is sleeping with my ex-boyfriend now.

president, then emporer, now im god. fuck yea

One of the best days ever!

respect to all those who created the various Brian images/videos. i don't know squat about the internet but that shit is cool

e, you really need to lead with those pictures tomorrow. its friday and the weekend is going to suck for surf - I need to start my day with a laugh.

I tell you, life is funnier than fiction and Brian for President!

why has noone put Brian's head on BVB's picture yet?

DAMN. Mom made frank and beans tonight, not my fav. The good news is she made her famous jello with marshmellows salad--- it SO RULES. I put beer in my flintstones mug and she dosnt even no. Gotta run !!!!!!!

someone do a documentary on this guy

Brian? Dad again. I miss you son. Please pick up the phone.
My cell actually works: 805 621-4564

Hey looks its me...

Why is Brian called "Wallace" on his Myspace profile? Having an Identity crisis there? i hope someone is not playing a lame joke on a kid who has no clue about this blog.

Why is Brian called "Wallace" on his Myspace profile? Having an Identity crisis there? i hope someone is not playing a lame joke on a kid who has no clue about this blog.

what the hell dad your fuckin cell phone didn't work. what an asshole you are

nah im brian wallace

Hey Big Bri! How about posting a photo of you in your wetsuit, eh?
Thanks,
The Boys
http://216.220.97.17/

hahahaha. greaaaaaaat.

e, i feel uncomfortable

No, Really!
Love the dimples! You know what they say...
Pimples in front, dimples in back...

agree with Kaiser. Although a strange day on the board, one of the best! Big Brian in the house keeping it real all day. love it.

So I am actually back in town (yes what an utter tranny),since I currently don't reside here anymore. But had some time for a bit of a safari today, and thought I would bore you with it.

Checked out the usual suspect to start, although there were some possible shoulders it was pretty darned messy all the way up and down, convinced I could find better I headed south, rounding the corner to Pacifica looked promised as the sun was shining and the ocean had some nice looking lines coming in.

Check out certain southern spot looked ferocious but do able, by the time I had finished some calls and suited up and ambled down it looked very different, have to say up to DOH smacking down all over the place, and no breaks in the swell interval either.

Maybe lack of decent exercise and surf recently has gotten me out of shape, but I got my arse totally handed to me a number of times on the inside and outside. The outside never seemed to be the outside, and I was caught by a number of bombs that picked me up and ragged dolled the absolute shit out of me. After a couple of leash climbing episodes and no decent waves caught - I though about relocating.

Stopped at a couple of spots up the coast but ended up under the bridge. One hell of a current running in both directions so it seemed (cannot say I've seen that there before) inside was hammering hard towards shore whilst outside (out under the other side of the bridge) was sucking out hard - as you would expect on an outgoing. Anyhow some nice waves coming through in multiple spots, and not many people to start with.

Tiring but good day all in all.

NB before anyone says anything about naming etc.. a) fuck off and b) other than final spot my entire coast jaunt comprised of seeing two other surfers - one fun board at lindy and one skim boarder at montara - so don't start.

Pics posting next

Ok here are the PICS

First stop, messy and a lot of white water, but waves - but you needed to be in the right place.

What the hell has happened to the outer bars? Did'nt think it was that big, but outer bars were breaking.

Certain southern spot looked to be good

Hard to tell but this is actually quite a large wave

And some more:

Back up North, breaking pretty well

Kudos to whomever was on the blue sponge - pretty impressive drop knee and stand up

Awesome pics.

sick pics

Come on Brian, Just one quick photo?

haha is that shit for real?

It's Out There!

And Really god too...

Buy your ticket and take the ride...

So I'm actually back in your mouth, I started out at Upper Lips, spread down to lower Gingiva's (Gum's to those in the know) then further down to just north of Soul Patch and ended up erupting right under your Dental Bridge and before you tell me to fuck off,fuck off. Pics to follow.

these were a lot bigger than they looked

That's a fuckin' trip. I was just on the phone talking to this girl that was trying to describe this funky white bump that looks something like a zit on the back of her throat. After some thought, and trying to make myself look smart, I told her it was probably a canker sore. I think I was right!

Hey, dude, thanks for the pics!

Oh man that's so frickin bizarre. I was just talking to my friend who described Brian perfectly, and I said maybe you have Brians? He said hopefully not but turns out I was right! Hallelujia!

I was like holy crap no more craigslist dates for me!

lustig did my ears twice. He goes through the ear vs. pulling the ear off and going backside. easier recovery time and no scarrring.

had the other way done too, was laid up for over a week and have a nice scar behind the ear. Lustig is the man- he is the chair @ UCSF for ENT.