E's Surf Report

nice story. Daydreaming about past surfing experiences rules almost as much as creating new surf memories!!

Look how lives can change. Stop the whining, posing, glaring, scowling and sneering. Live with joy and share the light within you. If your light does not shine, perhaps you are not really living. Examine and question your own motives and action, not the other guys.

Authentic Living Lifestyle.

I just threw up on my keyboard. Please delete those last two mouth pics.

I'm thinking Brian might be the only person on Earth who could take it to Chuck Norris!

I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a stitch to wear
This man said it’s gruesome
That someone so handsome should care

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Brian right back thru the puberty door he just passed thru just to watch the zits implode

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fyi tuesday was the biggest single day in niceness history with 1240 unique visitors. usually during the week there are about 750 uniques.. on the weekend around 300.

Hello everyone,

I just caught Brian viewing this website and I have to say that I am grossly offended. Brian is only 16 years old and is highly impressionable. It appears that all of you are laughing at Brian and giving him the wrong ideas about a healthy lifestyle. Try to imagine, just for one second, that Brian is your child. And act like a parent should!!

I am going to have my IT person ban this website from my school's computers. All of you should be ashamed of yourself!

Jennifer Young (Brian's teacher)
Orchard View School
Sebastopol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

So Jennifer, how about those pics of Brian and his bong?

P.S. are you hot? post pics please.

nice e. on the music tip, man you instrument players are stoked. i quit piano lessons when i was like 12 like a retard. my little brother kills it on the drums. check this thing out.

http://guitarshredshow.com/

Once again, a classic thread that should be added to the Top 10 list.....

I can see it now, everyone scrambling to Google Jen's name and occupation!

Who will have the results first?

I don't know, the slightly receeding hairline, the wrinkles in the forehead ... it looks like Brian may have been in 10th grade for a looonnnggg time. ;)

e - Your story hit home true and sweet. Some of my fondest surf memories are of sessions in the south pacific with small groups of aussies and kiwis where we'd set up a rotation and everybody got hooted into all the waves they could handle. No hustling, no hasseling. Even when the waves were breaking hairy and shallow over the reef, and some of us (espesially ME) would be getting worked consistently we'd still be laughing, joking and having a blast.

his teacher is Jennifer Sterger? holy shite

I'll never doubt the Aussie surfing caliber again. I met a visiting Aussie recently and I took him up to O.B. on Monday. It was his first sesh at OB and was struggling between riding the 6 4 or the 6 8. WTF, it was solid 10 feet in the middle of the beach, maybe some DOH sets, I was going 9 0 all the way. I question him on his thin leash and he goes, it'll work mate, not planning on falling eh? He opts for the 6 4, we make it outside without incident. For the next 2 hours I'd watch him take-off, follow him from behind the wave, whack, whack, whack, then a flying exit out the back for another go. Way to go Colin! can't wait to surf with you again.

nice story too e..

Apparently, she is into buddhism. So she seems pretty cool. Why be anit-herb? Actually, I think it is unhealthy at such a young age. Its best to wait til college.

OK, question of the day:

You get to take one of the Jennifers away to the Post Ranch Inn in Big Sur ($$) for the weekend. All expenses paid. Which one would you take?:

-Jennifer Connelley?
-Jennifer Sterger?
-Jennifer Anniston?

lets hear it!

connelly all the way

SEan dropped in on me.

Connelley, easy. And I don't even know who the Sterger chick is. Connelley is that hot.

I'm a teacher and would love it if my students would get off myspace long enough to visit niceness. You (e), your posse, all the visitors (even the nasty ones) rock (on)!

Connelley. Of course. You nuts?

I'm with J on this one. Connelly is a no brainer.

i think I know that Gayer guy. Ooops, I mean the OG Slayer. isn't the REAl OG Slayer a stupid metal band that people used to kind of like. This sounds like a self made nick name to me.

no brain er

son of a that was a good one too

What's the waivs like---lunchables?

Holy crap, if that's really Brian's teacher this is officially hilarious.

Oh my god!!! Funny stuff the last couple days.

Anniston, Beals, Connelly and Garner. WTF it's a fantasy anyway.

^^^^ all too skinny, might as well fuck a boy. Tits and hips, now that's fantasy material.

i dunno, maybe it'd be okay cletus

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/david_hasselhoff_is_hooked_on.html

^^^^^ can you say silicone? not to mention airbrush? not to mention probable attitude.... don't get me wrong, if those are natural boobs, yowza. but if they're fake, i'm about as attracted to them as I am to a car tire.

uh oh - sounds like Cletus is bangin' a fat ass!

it's possible there can be too much of a good thing.

what and where are my best chances for surf this weekend?

Great story today E, I love day-dreaming of epic sessions. Taking turns is the best way to do it too, it allows people who don't take off so deep to get some. I hate it when the competition pushes so deep that people aren't making it and waves get wasted.

why aren't the winds up? I should have taken today off damnit. will the winds stay off it tomorrow afternoon or should I just try for an AM high tide swap sesh to feed the monkey.

If I don't surf on the weekends I am a very unhappy doooooooooode. But I'm so sick of waiting around on weekends for OB to get good.

This winter sucks.

why aren't the winds up? I should have taken today off damnit. will the winds stay off it tomorrow afternoon or should I just try for an AM high tide swap sesh to feed the monkey.

If I don't surf on the weekends I am a very unhappy doooooooooode. But I'm so sick of waiting around on weekends for OB to get good.

This winter sucks.

whhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppssssssssss.
sorry to post twice

ha ha work sucks! when does Brian get off school?

The Brian pics are becoming too predictable. New game time.

Dennis, want to send over a pic of yourself?

Hi Bagel, Blakestah here...........

Mad Photoshop guy. nah. I'm too ugly.

what is wrybread's handle?

That guy in the pic does look like Blakestah.

looking good bstah!

keeping the art thing e started yesterday going ..

mcgee

saville

de balincourt

ritchie

http://www.orchardviewschool.org

Brian's Teacher
Jennifer Young: jyoung@orchardviewschool.org

Her Boss:
Carol: crogers@orchardviewschool.org

no mouth pics??

please dont take internet bullshit into unwary peeps lives. there is no proof it was brians actual teacher.

word anon

answer this question anonymously: how many signatures do you post under?

ditto. the teacher email was bogus, as is the jyoung email@ above. it's doubtful that is even brian's school - so leave it alone.

Time to start editing E... things could get lame.

on a positive note it's Friday ;-)

jeez - sorry

but it's going to rain all weekend :-(

Mexi - south winds ....there's really only one choice!! Can't wait.

When life serves me lemons...

...I make lemonade.

leyendecker

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ascencios

sorren

So, today I didn't have to travel very far to hit this lip.

What do you do with that Mcgee piece once it is done being displayed? Does the artist simply tear it down?

I can't imagine that being sold to someone so they can stash it in their front yard. Hell some of my family members have lawn art just as nice.....

those are very very nice

I usually like McGee but a pile of vans, bleh.

And De Balincourt -- proof that some "art" is just plain stupid.

Nice artwork youz guyz. Sure would like to picture meself barrelled in Kaisers fist painting.

The new James Bond villian is BALLFINGER

Connelley, and a case of Coopers green label ale
Anniston and Sterger can come along and join in if they want.

enough with the physical abnormalities. i'm just about to start enjoying my weekend and don't need fingers of death ruining the mood.

Cleetus, some of us like skinny girls. and connelley's are real. on the other chick- Who Cares if they are fake?

did you end up getting any of those kaiser? i think museums buy that kind of stuff and keep in in thier basement or something. dont really know. gross ballfinger

Hey if you had BALLFINGER. You could cup a nut and feel the mood when and wherever. Feel the fuzz.

i like the keith richards painting.

It seems to me that art is often done for arts sake or the social message regardless of beauty or convenience. Real art is never just for profit. Mcgee can make money all day long but art is much more important than money or mere beauty. I love the guys work, always have.

have a groovy weekend. party at Brian's tonight!
score and keep it quiet.

great last two shots

score?
where?
weather report sucks.
southwest/west winds suck.
tides are too extreme.
junky big swell.
everyone will be jambed on the regional point/reef breaks and I will be using a lot of gas, driving around trying to find a rideable spot.

Can wait to score and not tell anyone.

Sorolla

sargent

Zorn

have a niceness weekend

i fucked that teacher.

Hey guys, i grabbed a few guys from school by saying, Hey lets go surfing! and then came to my house. Suited up, had a cigar on the way down the beach. Im still kinda sick though so im coughin up loogies and shit. Go out and drop in on some thick chest high closeouts... Yeah whateva. then went hella far out and got some bomb fast lefts that lasted for not any time at all and did some shreddin that felt good. a couple big set waves scared the shit out of me and i nearly crapped my pants (had a big fuckin burger at 2 o clock) and then i cought a big fucking wave and just shot down the face mega fast. cut right with a bottom turn and swung it all up the face until it closed out on my board and sent me into the air whoo. got a lot of nice shitty rides that were nothing special but fun all the same. came in and startin hackin hella loogies and just feelin sick and coughin up hella gross shit. now i feel a bit better... i took dayquil twice today and im gettin up at 4:00 tomorrow morning to take a bus to SUGARBOWL fuck yeah. So yeah guys take care and ill see you all later.

rock on, brian! hella. big storm coming, though. watch out up there.

funny stuff this week!

Why. thank you Bagel, For some, life is a power struggle and acquisition is the goal. For nicenesses, who are further along in their psycho/spiritual development, it is a divine dance with the source of everything. Feeling aligned with that fundamental force, commonly called niceness, is a very different life experience than feeling separate from it, and people who have a that perspective handle marijuana differently from people imprisoned in separation. This ancient tool of shamanic cultures affords them insights rather than escape -- a blueprint to another level of reality beyond the small self, where we are connected to everyone and everything. Marijuana gives insight into whatever fears and other reactive emotions blind us to this unity, helping us to be the authors of our lives and not its victims. But, I digress. Have a niceness weekend too, all of you.

http://forums.surfingthemag.com/photopost/data/506/123005-bonus2.jpg

http://forums.surfingthemag.com/photopost/data/506/012506-bonus4.jpg

cosmic art!

Bagel- Post your art, please.

bonus2.jpg would be so hot if she had not gotten the bolt-ons. nice curve in the small of her back, great ass, and then those alien chi chis. no mames!

damn, surf not cooperating again... sucks.

fuck hics

fuck hics

dude e give kaiser a page for all time hottest babes

http://forums.surfingthemag.com/photopost/data/506/010506-bonus1.jpg

cleetus is not pleased with these babes.

My Gawd! The Extreme Scene? Utter rubbish!

down with brian, he is a holy sinner

fuck you!

And thus we come full circle:

Yawn on the Brian stuff. Did BVB get angry at this kid? So we have to read post after post of goofballs who have nothing else to do? Get a life, please.

"post after post of goofballs who have nothing else to do".... Doesn't that pretty much sum up this blog, and the internet in general though?

Authentic Goofball Lifestyle

this blog is SO MUCH better
than it used to be

Yo. Brian is not tired. Someone get some Brian shirts made up and I'll buy a couple.

Or stickers and I'll put them on my funboard. Ha, just kidding.

The surf is tired. FP should be a hoot tomorrow afternoon. Did anyone get swept out to sea today?

Anyone notice that left at lindy in front of the bathrooms? Strong current but really nice setup...weird - but really fun.

Brian - no more dry-humping at dances.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/01/28/state/n193051S09.DTL

Better go to college dude. A guy like you could score some serious ass.

Attn Surfer Magazine Editors:
I just got a solicitation in the mail for a year of surfer magazine for $10.

still not worth it but if you take out about 100 pages of adds and charged a little more I might subscribe

Hey, I got that too. Thought about it, then threw it in the recycling bin.

so bored. god guys get some sick picks. check out wannasurf.com and look at the pictures of SONOMA COUNTY cuz i posted hella pics and they are all MINE. whoo

Brian, how was the snow today?

Ron Pastucha
Allegory of Poseidon at the Shores of Term

Did you know you can buy Wolfgang Bloch prints from Surfline.com?
http://store.surfline.com/store/myProducts.cfm?CategoryID=60%7CSurf%20Art

http://209.245.59.40/Gimme/45740628/484297075/85699980/130B4A99-6FA4-45FC-BCF5-FC672F5D47E6/0.356228/3/BackStory-Mavericks-20060127.mp3

Here's one of my own:

anyone wanna meet at Sutro for some rough tuggin and a reach around?

so i went on the bus yesterday morning at 4:30. I woke up at 3:45. So then we leave santa rosa at 5:00. drive to fairfield and the bus breaks down. we get back into santa rosa at 8:30. They are supposed to bring another bus but they flake out. So basically i get home at 9:30 pissed off and tired. Stupid as fuck. Today I went out surfin at 10ish, mega high tide. Bigger waves than normal and i got a nice right. couple big scary set waves that i was acually able to get under, i usually get my ass creamed. came back and had the cigar inna hot-tub. my dad bought a new television so im helping him set it up. i get the old one in my room with the cable yay. watching America's Funniest Home Videos... hella bored

All the paintings of waves breaking is getting a little tired... Totally just kidding, really beautiful painting Dennis, more more.

dennis, looks like 1/2 photo 1/2 painting...do tell...

It's half Photoshop, half Illustrator actually. I took the picture in December and dressed it up a bit. Glad you like it. Actually looks better if it's wider than tall.

Dennis, that is amazing!!!!