E's Surf Report

slow morning?

and i wonder, still i wonder...who'll stop the rain. oy vey.

I took Surfer Mag up on the $10 subscription deal. I'm a sucker for all surf magazines.
TSJ is always the best.
Surfing is OK.
Transworld is funny because they know their demo is 18-30 year old boys so they're not afraid to be politically incorrect.
Water is cool but not worth $10 an issue.

I hate Mondays. But I am also thankful that I have my health, a roof over my head and live in a wonderful place.

saw dogtown and the z boyz on dvd this weekend. i didn't think it was that bad. i remember a few weeks ago people were posting on how horrible it was. wondering what people thought was sooo bad about it. i mean, not an epic film, but not painful to watch, at least for me. heath ledger's performance was good, i thought. he could make me switch teams.

Steamwand - no switching for you. You have responsibilities now ;^)

I love that Jamaica shot! Not a big wave, but a great picture.

e,
Time for your journalism skills to shine once again and interview Brian. Some hard-hitting journalism is in order, no softballs. And one of the talented photogs on this blog should go with you to record and show us how our president really lives.

I hope everyone caught how Brian’s ski trip went this weekend. Classic Brian.

Surfed notoriously sharky SC in SC on Sunday. Only two others. Some good looking sets. Not long after I went out they both left so I'm out there alone for about an hour. Nice thick sets coming through regularly. Then it goes flat for about 15 minutes. Now I'm starting to look down alot. Some boils start to show as the tide got lower, but, were they boils or something swimming? Then, a huge lion pops up right near me and I just about shot off the back of my board. Next set, I was outta there. No wind, no people, good waves but definitely had the vibe.

Hope you all got some too.

NYC cabbie blog - from gttim's website above

yikes, the vibe..

yeah, i know. we all get to have our fantasy lists though, right?

so yeah, we put the snowboards in the attic on saturday. very sad that we aren't gonna get up there this year. i keep trying to convince my girl that the newborn could charge the park in the baby bjorn, but she's not going for it.

3 weeks until d-day.

dennis-who knew you were such an amazing artist!? how much are your pieces going for?

i've now read 2 articles in the first issue of my TWS subscription and they both completely sucked. it's like anyone who can write in complete sentences without using the word 'dude' is automatically qualified for the job. their photogs are definitely keeping the mag afloat.

brian, i was up at sugarbowl this weekend. if you had made it up on saturday you probably would not have enjoyed the blizzard-like conditions. although if you had ridden yesterday....

kdalle always gets waves!

yeah. a brian interview would be cool. Brian, let me know if you're down.

It's been a long time since I charged for a piece! Actually, nobody would ever pay me :^(

The wonders of digital artwork. I actually had a lot of fun with that. I was thinking about creating the art using technology, as I am not a visionary and then actually painting it on canvas.

And another thing - for those who have not had any formal training in the fine art of CPR and water rescue, I highly recommend this course. It's also a lot of fun.
http://www.surfpulse.com/2005/news/surfpulse_surf_rescue_cpr_class_12042137.shtml

Anyone have first-hand knowledge of how the water quality along the coast was this weekend--from SF to SC. Almost had a go at it this weekend, but seeing brown and yellow foam made me think it wasn't worth it.

Anyone have any supernatural tales of infection(s)...from surfing polluted waters.

Authentic Mondays Lifestyle

As the Winter rain falls the mind takes that long plane ride back to those 'new spots' and warmer waters. Drawing and redrawing the lines.

Plotting the return trip interferes with normal day-to-day activiies, surf addiction grips hard.

Supernatural tales of infection. A fun winter day. I pulled up at the foot of an avenue. Big peeling bombers on the outside. It had rained the night before. I later found out it was a combined sewer overflow, and that Sancho had walked out to the Vicente drain. Water was practically being pumped out the drain. The volume was so great the water streaked upwards at the exit, forming a fountain of poo. Check it out sometime during a hard rain, it is quite a sight.

Anyway, after a long paddle-out, and many douchings, I roped into a number of fun ones before going home. Went to Avenida for dinner. Had a great burrito. Then the fun began.

At around 2:30 am the stomach rumblings started. It was diarrhea first. 3, 4 times in a row in just two hours. Quick steps. Gross.

Then my GI tract seemed to think the opposite direction needed working too, and it came every 45 minutes for 6 hours.

Needless to say, I felt like an ad for death the next morning, and it wasn't until evening that I could keep a half glass of gatorade down. It was years before I would surf after a rain again.

Most of the other post-surfing illness seem like a real bad cold that lasts a day. I feel really really tired, and have a runny nose starting about a half day after surfing. But that one time I got a bad GI bug, man, it was ugly.

Steamwand,
I think people were bagging on "The Lords of Dogtown" movie. That one truly SUCKED!! "Dogtown and Zboys" was good.

Heath Ledger is a switch hitter, so go for it. I guess getting dumped by NAOMI WATTS can do that to ya.....

So glad that "Brahonmyback Mounting" didnt win at the SAG awards last night. Too much riding on the gay hype of that movie. It will win the Oscar though, unfortunately. The really GREAT movies from last year will get looked over, like Capote, Good Night, Crash, and Constant Gardener...

Sure it was'nt the burrito? Sounds more like food poisoning.

John Le Carre owns the prose.

Steamwand -- "Dogtown and Z Boys" the documentary was great. It was "Dogtown" the fictional movie based on the Dogtown scene that absolutely sucked. I didn't see it, but when I saw the trailers I didn't need to. Then I heard everyone bitching about how bad it was and that confirmed it.

The dangers of polluted waters are often hidden until later years. Hepatitis, one of the many diseases carried by sewage overflow, can lay dormant and cause severe liver disease before it's even diagnosed.

I surfed Pollutica last year and got a nasty stank funk in my ear. It took 3 months of treatment to get rid of it. Also had a similar sickness as anon above in 1994.

the ocean is a hostile environment. duh.

Hey all you beginners and kooks. Lindy is up the street. Take you foamies, drop-ins & board-ditches elsewhere. Oh yeah there is a channel, use it- don't clog the lineup with your flailing. Group surfers bringing you newbie friend to the cove, don't bother. Some seriously bad (and dangerous) behaviour this weekend and it will not be tolerated. Be warned...

Infection Near Miss:
One desperate rain soaked day Cousin Pat and I were walking down the beach in front of where the toilets/pump station has been rebuilt along with the parking lot. A loud 'Wooooshing' noise caused us both to look towards the pump house. My God! Those rusty old metal flaps on the 3 foot pipes were hinged wide open as hundreds of gallons of who knows what spewed out for a solid minute. Then the switch went off, the flow stopped and the silence was deafening. We exchanged knowing glances as we both grew up down South, today was a no surf day. The brown mass swirled out towards the handfull of grumpy longboarders sitting in a tight group just off of the pumphouse. Yell a word of warning? Nah, Lindy locals thrive on that shiite!

no, i guess i meant lords. i just didn't think it was that bad. i liked brokeback mountain alot, but crash was one of the best movies i have ever seen. i cried and laughed at once like a lunatic at that one part. powerful shit. haven't seen capote yet. rental i guess.

hey smoke a jay, go smoke a pole.
Blog tough guy = small pee pee

amigoism - tale of infection - santa monica in the mid-90's I went out after a big rainstorm, lots of garbage in the water, i remember a piece of carpet wrapping around my leg like an octopus. a few days later i had fire shooting out of my dick. i made no connection between that and the surfing. the dr. said it was probably chlamydia but wouldnt know for a few days. i had just started dating this girl and i totally blamed her and we broke up. when the tests came in a few days later the doc told me it wasnt chlamydia and asked me if i had been swimming in the polluted ocean recently. doh!

tried to make it happen yesterday at ob, rough but quick paddle out but not a lot out there. pretty trippy with massive amounts of foam everywhere and mackers on the outer bars, lots of movement but very little breaking in the middle. there were a handful of people giving it a go. fun but not a lot of rides for me.

Quote from my doctor when he looked at my bright red balls after a somewhat toxic session: "There's a fungus amoung us!" Took a week to get back to normal, non-itching gonads.....scary when you think about losing those!

i'll back ya Steamwand. I watched LODT recently after avoiding it, and it wasn't as awful as all the tough and cool guys said. The skating was great and the dvd extras where interesting. I've seen worse. C'mon is "Big Wednesday" any less hokey?

im with Davo, stacy peralta should have just stopped at the documentery, which was awesome. i saw enough of the lords of dogtown movie when i saw the trailer and heard one guy say, 'this is OUR time bro's!' i was suprised they got heath ledger to be in that movie, though i must also say he has yet to impress me with his acting chops. havent seen my nomination for the most joked about movie of all time, heard it was good though, i think i would cringe too many times in that movie though. homophobic? no, imature? yes. everyone tells me capote is good, should check it out. for crazy movie about a crazy guy see Grizzly Man, i was stoked on that one last night.

ya brian interview ill take the pictures!

i have some shots of mundakas and bridges ill post later

I've had itchy red balls after recent rain sessions. What did your doc recommend?

name the band - humungousfungusamongus

Chlamydia is not a flower.

adrenalin OD

saw crash last night and loved it.

doc gave me a cream (prescription) to rub on three times a day....it felt so good, i rubbed it on more often :-))....kept it even though it expiered

Try rinsing your wetsuit off and/or using an antifungal on it, fer cryin out loud. Don't you turn it inside out, rinse with fresh water, and hang it to dry? You do know that is not just for your comfort!

anybody else experience that out-to-sea rip on the north end yesterday afternoon... pretty fucking sketchy

dude, you crazy 3-5! big wednsday was aweseome! best hollywood surf movie with a plot of all time. im claiming (not much competition). maybe i was too hard on LODT.

pretty crazy arnold (governator) interview from the early 70's. Drugs, sex, orgies, etc.

Is crash that movie with Sandra Bullock?

I've contimplated moving to Pacific a couple times. But the only conclusion I've ever come to is that Pacifica really needs to get its act together. They've been trying for years to attract different tax bases to generate a revenue stream to fix the place up but all to no avail. Last I heard they were trying to promote it as a "toursit destination" for people visiting SF, a destination showcasing the pristine beauty of the coast. They idealized hotels and resturauts apleanty. Lots of luck with that guys.

That place is really a developmental nightmare. The Rockaway shops - what is all that crap? Taco Bell at Linda Mar? Nocal surf shop strip mall on the beach? Aside from the Sharp Park pump house, the Sharp Park promenade is almost pleasant. They should really just bulldoze the whole place and start over. I can only imagine how the public schools are in town - anybody know?

Crash is a movie with Sandra Bullock. She plays an overly uptight wife of the LA City Attorney played by Brendan Fraser. I liked it. Has a kinda edgy racial undertone to it - playing racism against over-reaction to racism - what is worse...

Pacifica public schools are dramatically better than SF public schools...

Somehow when 30% of your entering kindergarteners speak english as a second language you know the schools are gonna suck.

Five years and BVB will move to Marin. Two for kdalle. Right after you get shafted in the SF school lottery, you move. That oughta free up some space in the lineup, but don't worry, Cron breaks just like indo, baybee!

bagel, I love big W, but it's hokey as shit. It's a must view/have if your living the Authentic Surfing Lifestyle.

What's your favorite pizza place in SF?

brothers!

pizza orgasmica

Little Star

Irving pizza

Indian pizza in the outer Mission on mission street. Chicken tandoori pizza with cauliflower! yum!

Pizzetta 211. Sorry to be a namer but I've got back up from the locals who'll through a mean stink breath of garlic at you.

Nizario's.

word 3-5, it was hokey, i remember thinking when i was watching it recently that the guys who actually grew up back then probably thought it was crap, like i thought of north shore ect..

that was me

Village on Van Ness

Panhandle Pizza on Hayes. Corn crust veggie pie is verrie good.

Circle Pizza in Avalon.

Went to santa crus this weekend...hmm

i guess verbal lashings are better than bacteria?

The wave wasnt really working - mushburgers. but you have to wonder what kind of vibe the onlookers on the cliff creates...

This dude who was jockying for posiiton with me got really pissed off at me. For some reason this dude kept backing off when he had position to go and didn't go??? SO I must have looked at him funny with one of those (if you are going for it go for it expressions so we dont all miss the wave). He started acting nutty and splashing around calling me a kook??? I told him "i wasnt in your way I didnt even drop in on you?" That really set him off. He was an average surfer, which is what i am. So I guess he felt shammed by me, which I didnt really mean, or else he was acting terrirorial, I guess both.

After I got out of the water I saw Flea standing in the rain looking bored and talking to the locals.

I think at OB no one would give a damn at all either way.

Giorgio's or Victor's on Polk. Anyone tried that new looking Chicago Style place in Hayes Valley? Through the window the pies look great.

how's tahoe>?

Sucka Cruz strikes again.
Stinkeye Cruz
Santa Crazy
Santa Lame

good waves though.
so lucky.

oakland - lanesplitter pizza is seriously almost as good as nyc.

1. nizario's
2. arinell's
3. deja vu

today's punk quiz winner: lerm

East Bay reprezent! Zachary's on college or solano.

hey bagel,
want to hang out sometime - maybe go surfing. I'll drive!

We go to Gaspare's for pizza.

I didn't think Lords of Dogtown was all that bad either. It's pretty much a teen movie after all.
Heath Ledger did a great Val Kilmer doing Jim Morrison (Bandini may have said that).

those random santa barbara county lefts look sweet. thanks for posting bagel.

oops. i said santa barbara county.

oops. i did it again.

good call on the jim morrison. and just to be clear for the record, i did not think it was a great movie by a long shot nor was heath ledger amazing. but i just didn't think it was that bad, especially in comparison to other skate/surf genre films, which have been routinely terrible. of course it was no gleaming the cube.

Gleaming the cube.....first time I ever saw a kick flip. Sick.

your both right! its santa fort pointabarbara!

gleaming the cube was epic. i mean a freeway skateboard/car chase? brilliant.

sorry ansel bagel. not to be a scrooge.. but.. i'll get lynched if any more photos of local waves are shown.

it's bad juju

Are you threatening me!?

rain rain go away.

i avoided the crowd of microbes in the water
today. had a look around yesterday not many
takers and of those takers saw 3 waves ridden.
well you could sorta call them waves...

donut time was GOOD saturday. damn fine.
surfed to the south of sf and saw a few nice ones
mostly shoulder-less bombs and yardsales.
love those ones you barely make it under can
feel the kee-RACK and on the inside, a huge yard sale...
heads and boards....

i think the rub with the lords of dogtown that i know
is that in the opening fricking sequence they are busting
out tricks that have not been invented yet or had not been
done at that time... sorta sullied
the whole movie for me...like that hoops movie out now..
about texas western....all the scores are different and NO ONE
did a frickin cuff dunk in the early 60's. nobody, not even
the big dipper or bill russell.

oh and i forgot....hey e! have those guys
go punch the editors of the nytimes. anyone
see sunday's travel section? man o man.

http://travel2.nytimes.com/2006/01/29/travel/29north.html

Patxi's is the Hayes Valley Chicago pizza place. Any opinions?

I surfed in San Diego almost every day in the fall of 1999. I surfed no matter what, rain or shine. I started getting this weird extremely viscous and gooey but clear colored mucus in my lungs that I could not hack up but shot up into my throat when I coughed. Puffing ganga constantly so this would happen all the time, I'd take a hit, start coughing, the mucus in my lungs would get loosened up and shoot into my throat, my throat would seize up cause the mucus was so thick, gag reflex kicks in cause I can't breathe and I end up vomiting whatever food was in my stomach plus the mucus in my throat.

It was disturbing, my puke would be surrounded by the gnarly phlegm-mucus-plasma. It finally went away that winter when I moved to Tahoe.

from that piece:

"Just don't do anything stupid and its fine," said Garrett McNamara, the current world champion of North Shore Tow-In Surfing Championships, who grew up in the rough North Shore town of Waialua. "But if you don't pay respect, especially in the water, you might get a beat down. Sometimes when locals get drunk, they express how they feel about Howlie." (Howlie is the Hawaiian slang term for white people, or in this case, white tourists.)

Um, "Howlie"?

Die Kreuzen!

Q: What’s better than placing first in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being in the Special Olympics.

1 pizza orgasmica
2 extreme pizza but order extra sauce
3 northbeach pizza for when you want tons o cheese
4 za's
.... red vines and mr. pibb = delicious

no worries e, i dont think anyone wants that. i tried to not show any distinguishable landmarks, some people are just too quick i guess..

as for the Academy Awards...

as my wife has said in her politally incorrect way-

"gay is the new crippled", which was the new retarded

(brokback, ray charles, forrest gump, rainman)

when will we see a gay, black, metally challenged cripple win the academy award for best actor?

transgendered is next... start working on those parts hollywood.

"McNamera" sounds pretty local to me! Like, he must be 2nd generation local and all.
I guess he must be able to speak a little pigeon by now so he can intimidate those HOWLIE's.

Funny how consistent he must be with some around our parts.

- Pasquale's on Irving during prime-time
- Nizario's late-night

Golden Boy in N. Beach is my favorite

Za for NY style

I heard Little Star is great Chicago but I haven't tried it yet

Pizza My Heart is good. Pizza Orgamica is great. Za's ok but they dont deliver (or at leats not to the Aves). With kids the best place in the city (bar none) Giorgio's on Clement.

I saw Broke back 5 or 6 times and didn't like it.

Pagliacci Pizza. oh wait, thats in Seattle. nevemind.

Pizza My Heart is my SC favorite.

Dennis - your painting is now on my desktop. That thing is sweet!!

I also thought it was very nice.

Eagle Pizza on Taraval. Cheap beer on tap too. widescreen also.

phil,
i'm with your wife on this awards thing. i bet that bareback takes it, just for the 'ghey' factor.

Transgenders = some seriously bad parenting combined with way too much time on their hands...

JMHO.

Traut - you make me feel proud! It's on mine too.

If we start naming pizza places are we going to get owned?

it's not delivery, it's DiGorno!
$5 a pop at Safeway and I only eat 1/2 the pizza per sitting. Thin crust Supremo accounts for my dinner about 3 night/week.

i shit you not. I banged Jenn Sterger last night in Tallahassee. Those breasticles are REAL i tell ya!

E asked the owned guy to "please please stop"
And it looks like he did. Now go find another old tired joke or cross to bear.

yeah. thanks very much for not posting anymore Owned guy. that was nice of you. We'll all try to be more vague.

anon says: Transgenders = some seriously bad parenting combined with way too much time on their hands...

What they really need is more time spent with the Jahovah's Witness group. Or Scientology. That'll get the Devil outta them.

"Indian pizza in the outer Mission on mission street. Chicken tandoori pizza with cauliflower! yum! " - e

I live near there and don't consider Zante's as 'outer Mission'. I always thought once you went south of 280.

But some people I know who live at 20 and Folsom say everything south of Chavez is Outer Mission, so who am I to say different?

But Zante's India pizza is a fine treat once in a while, especially if you are a fan of nan and sag paneer.

yeah.. i always thought south of c chavez was outer mission??

anyway.. zantes i like!

nice one doof.

shit...now i'm thinking about indian food...

chana masala (chikkar choley)
aloo parathra (aloo naan)
veggie pakoras
chai

a couple images from last week...

woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It was a nice try, bagel. But that is strictly off limits. Here at niceness posting pictures of Fort Point is off-limits. However, Fort Point does happen to sit under the most photographed landmark on the US West Coast, one millions and millions of people visit a year. Its surfing makes the NY Times pretty much every year, and SFGate several times a year. And Chuck Lantz puts 10s of thousands of pictures on his web site, and not only do the locals not hate him, they ADORE him. People are just yanking your chain.

Sorry blakestah. but. just trying to be vogue via vagueness. Just because other places show photos doesn't make it right. I was the king namer in the past. now i just feel bad about possible exploitation through this site.

Idle thoughts with every photo...

I did a stint at PMH in SC. The baked delivering pizzas to the stoned.

I did a stint at PMH in SC. The baked, delivering pizzas to, the stoned.

yet they wouldn't deliver an eigth with my order when I was dry.

all these surf pics and all this yammering.....where are the girl shots? (.)(.)

Any of you guys have a recommendation for a place to get skis tuned/bindings mounted. I used to live near Lombardi's and go there, but I've always disliked the place...looking for new suggestions.

WHAT? no more pics of Ft. Point or OB ?

Come on, that is getting highly pretentious to think that a Ft. Point shot on this blog is gonna expose anything.

(is 'majorly' a word?)

if anything, pics of FP affirmed by decision that it is not worth consideration at all.

in conditions like these:

you've got to stretch to avoid injuries

you're probably right atari. but.. still i feel not quite right with pics of local waves.

the beach is ok as long as it's photos of huge or ugly waves.

ha!!

ok.. back to work for me. peace out y'all.

or you may end up like this guy!

sterger went to my high school. ho is all i can say.

gotta love how rapestah throws chuck lants under the bus for his after the fact photography.
seems kinda hypocritical to me coming from a guy who runs a website that tells you when to surf and when the surf is coming even though he is not a member of the local surf community?

Brian: D.A.D. again. Glad you're finally on line again. I missed seeing the stupid things you write. Doesn't your school have a blog of some sort? This blog seems to be about
fungus, big hairy balls, girls bottoms and avoiding "vibes" in the water. Son, I care for you and miss you - don't want to see you end up a panty wasting online envy ridden responder to nothingness.

FUCK YOU RAPESTAH!

FUCK ME? NO FUCK YOU!

All members of the "local surf community", please accept let us know who you are. You see: Everybody here wants to be just like you, ...so we won't upset you or threaten you in any way.

it's all about H.A.T.E. - Hoot, Appreciate, Taste and Enjoy.

more pics of Hawaii then, yah!! generic backdoor, pipeline, maybe even "banzai" pipeline shots, Ehuikai beach park, brahs. much better than good shots of OB.

dont forget Teahupoo. great wave, over photoed. lets see some more pics.

good call blakestah. dont show pics of how it was, but forecast swells so that more people can go surf. makes sense, yeah!!!!

more jamie o'brien shots from pipeline please. also, i'd really like to see a good shot of Kalani Throbb surfing Lani's or Off The Wall. YAAAH!!!

damned if ya do.
damned if ya don't.

Geno's a val.

SC on Sunday - uncrowded spot had 6 guys, but a good vibe and semi-decent waves

I wish I could get SF pizza more often. Down here in the South Bay Pizz'a Chicago is the best.

The girl on the right is prettier

have been reading that NYC cabbies blog for a while now. some really good stuff. she (female cabbie BTW) is getting super popular. i have been seeing links to her blog all over ther place. here is the link again if you didnt get it above.

http://newyorkhack.blogspot.com/

Gwen Mickelson, In the Water: Surf community isn't
sweating rise in board prices

Interesting update on the Surf School Backlash in SC.

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2006/January/29/sport/stories/03sport.htm

Please don't start down this tired old pathetic road of 'naming' & 'claiming' talk once yet again.

Have we not flogged this horse to death through a number of different lives?

In case no one noticed there is a thing called 'the media' and the 'internet' out there, and E's blog with a max of 1 thousand visitors is not even a drop in the proverbial.

If you don't like it then please move away from a large metropolitan area - maybe a shack in rural Montana might suit?

If people must argue about something to whittle away the day - can we please have a new subject?

The NYT has corrected the spelling of haole in the surfing article referenced above. Coincidence? I think not. Feel the power of niceness.org.

I'm sure many people flagged the spelling. It was kind of a haoler (heh heh). But actually the spelling "howlie" is sometimes used.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWN

Eureka

http://www.hippiegoddess.com/sample/index.html

im fucking pissed. my sisters hella gay and annoying and fuckin cell phones keep going off. i got beat at CS which hella pisses me off cuz im going pro. GOHAAAAAAD. School is so gay. I smoked a cigarette today which is like totally against my morals and everything. Fuck that. At least it was a hand rolled cigarette. Not like those fucking morlboro fucktards that i took a hit off of. fuck that. fuck smoking cigarettes. im just gonna smoke weed at parties and drink beer. fuck everything else. fuck shitty closed out surf. FUCK. Anyhow im fucking hungry and cold and shit. i wish my wetsuit wasn't way too big, 10 years old, and a 2/3. FUCK that shit. im gonna get a new one. GODAMNIT. are we allowed to say fuck on this blog? i hope so. anyhow. how are you all doing? I got some bomb rides yesterday and shit-howdy am i pissed off right now. my dad walked into my room and threw a box of condoms at my and said i guess youll be needing these soon. im like aight thanks dad. fucking bored. im leaving this fat fucking message cuz im fuFCKING bored and im gonna go waste my life away in front of a TV. ARRGH

FUCK WHO SAID FUCK TO RAPESTAH YOU FUCKING PRICK

I guess I should have put a big in my last post, eh?

apparently movable type does not like left-caret sarcasm or /sarcasm right-caret

chill out, stop ripping on eachother

I'm way valley, born and raised...4 generations now.
Grandparents farmed the valley, now I can hardly buy a house here.

Surfed Cowell's (oops, I named) on Sunday afternoon with about 100 close friends. So much fun surfing with 5 friends on the same wave. Ratboy was out raising a ruckus, he grew up surfing there...

E it is truly saddening to see you editing out posts of pictures due to pressure from a few halfwit internet bullies.

What the hell is this - China? I thought the internet was all about free speech and free expression?

I have to say I think you are on a slippery slope if you are going to start editing out people's opinions and posts (and pictures).

I paddled out yesterday evening at sloat and saw 3 other people the entire time on the whole south section of the beach. And yet if I am to post a pic here of that session - someone has somehow convinced you that is going to contribute to 'overcrowding'.

what utter madness - and a sad state of affairs.

brian rules. but hey brian, dont smoke fuckin cigarettes!

Brian- don't f*ck around too much, better be in college in the next couple years or Uncle Sam is going to draft your ass. You want to be in Iraq or Iran looking for roadside bombs and dodging suicide bombers? No, you don't. Lose a leg, get brain damage, go crazy from what you saw?

Is a val from Silicon Valley, or the Central Valley?
I'm straight out of Sacto - does that make me a val?

hey, lay off e. he surfs deadman's sometimes, if people keep putting pictures of it on his website, his wave count will likely suffer and he might even lose a fin or get his windows waxed.

start your own website for exposing local waves (like Chuck Lantz) if you think the world needs it.

whatever..but props to you e for putting yourself out there to be scrutiniezed by every bozo with a board from here to aleburque..

shit, i wish i could spell

Is a val from Silicon Valley, or the Central Valley?
I'm straight out of Sacto - does that make me a val?

Oh no, not waxing his windshield...

The horror!

Last week we discussed, like civilized human beans, Mexi's rainy windshield FP surf photo.

This week, when bagel posts pics that are only identifiable by the contour of 3 rocks, people go nuts.

The difference? Today Carrillo is whining like a two year old. Last week he had baby duty when we were discussing Mexi's photo.

And really, what is the difference between bagel posting 3 several day old pics, and Chuck Lantz posting 50,000 several day old pics....

49,997 pics, that's the difference. And Chuck has a much nicer camera (no offense intended bagel)

e, You rule at footbag!!!!

Also, Bob poses and pimps himself through Chuck's pics. If bagel had posted a pic of Bob at Fort Point, you can bet there would be no controversy...

You see, its totally cool to have pics of Bob Carrillo at FP, but a violation of etiquette to have them of anyone else.

Come to think of it, no one whined loudly at the Chuck pics that were transposed here last week from FP, either. No one threatened e for not being a local, or for not respecting locals.

It is all about bvb, and his "posse" of imaginary friends.

I'm thinking about having a walk-a-thon to raise money for brian to get a new wetsuit.Anybody in?

yeah im doing my homework and shit. Im not down for the army, id hella go to canada. What do you guys think about bailing out of Uncle Sam? I would probably want to go to Mexico and surf because I love mexico. I am acually going there on the 11th of February to Troncones to surf. Im excited!

i got money for a new wetsuit, im gonna buy one tomorrow :D

hey my only point is, e can decide or not whether to allow deadmans pics on his site, because its his site. I guess if he knuckles under too hard to agnes and her posse, then his non-immatureangrydickweed readership may dwindle. on the other hand, if he really gets hassled, then its his choice whether to bear it or not.

How about a surf-FP-a-thon?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176

Watch that, it is HILARIOUS!

Brian:
D.A.D. again - sorry for the flogging son. Renenber that time out near the shed - you with your panys down?
How about the time at the edge of the cliff? I had meant to push you off but stopped short when I realized you were going to be my only son but I was confused about the BIBLE and I still am going nuts living in the trailer. Special invite to you and your friend Blake'naloku'uestah for here at PISMO.
Talk about exposuer- used to only be me wearing Ugh fur boots - I'd wear em til they 'd just about flop off then wear the sole as a sandle - velcro business son - velcro.
Have you thought about a trade or are you going to waste time surfing like I did all my crummy humble life.? I try to predict the waves like Bear. Son. Son. E. My son. People think I'm crazy with the sea. Things boys have changed. There sure are more people surfing here - saw some kid who looked like you with all the zits do an airel right near the pier piling. I was alone again walking on the foggy beach again alone. Son. E, SOMEONE, Bagel, Cletus, Kdalle, , TT, Koregon, Korewin, Mexi, Sactomex, Big Tim, Bad Breath Todd, Web, 3 4 6 foot sets guy, VDB, Sean, Cadaver, Anonomous faceslessfuck, SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!!!!
Guess being born 4 miles from the coast makes me a Val, Son - I cry and am in tears admitting all of this to you in a public forum. I wish I'd combed my hair and come from money so I'd never have to work another day at Ralphs again in my sad life. I want to move to Marin and get my whiteness together. Create a safe place for my new lady and her kids - you know - good schools where they teach real values son - real values.
I can't stand the idea of you living the life of a third world peasent. Then there's all this Al Quida Anti Bush Anti Bush Fascist Liberal Hate Mongers that want to kill us son. Be a soldier SON! Stand up tp those infedels - they are the devil son, the devil itself!!!!
Godmanit we have to take stand or these people are going take over HWY 1 AT PISMO BEACH ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!
Son. I am sorry. I'll I want to do is cruise philosophise and ask endless stupid questions on a blog and surf peacfully but the world and the intenet and my friends are turning on me for trying to change my ways. It's as if they want me to die. Alone son, Alone.
My only solace is niceness. org. It's weird that I met you my lost son on Niceness.org
Son, my lost son. Nothing is to good for you. Get a good job and education - try to be a functioning member of society. Do something positve with your life. DON'T sit there on the computer and write back to anonomous people you don't know - its WRONG Son. Just plain wrong and agianst the Bible.
I believe you know Jesus!

Don't worry E. I got your back. Nobody messes with this old toothless, scar faced, martial artist. Yeah that's right. I've got a black belt in Yan-Can-Cook.

local community means within driving distance of daily surf at San Francisco and San Mateo beaches.
some guy they call rapestah exploits, then argues he doesn't exploit, then points the finger at others and the rapist has ran off to escape the jury?
talk about an internet bully. but he draws the line at surf cams and vehemently opposes those and tosses surpulse and surfline under "the preverbial"
what a rapist. can't wait to hear all about his next session when he show's up and crashes at friend#1's house, they'll stay up all night discussing their entitlement and how everyone else has it wrong and what publicity hound bvb is.

So today I got this deep barrel at Wawona St.

Hey D.A.D. Im sorry to say that I don't really believe in god, im not white trash, my father doesn't beat me, and im not going to the army. But i will get a good edcuation and catch a lot of waves. Perhaps my false father will take me to alaska again (review the old photos at www.webshots.com/dreamtheater045). My false dad grew up in lake county, and he can drink a case of beer in one day. But he also built a 2 million dollar house in Bodega Bay which we live in. He also is one of the most successful tree associated businessmen north of SF. I am sure proud of him. I disapointed him tonight with reciving a bad report card, but I won't let him down. So D.A.D. I am good. Im gonna kick ass. See ya later

yer dad cuts trees down for a living?

ah, a trustafarian. move down to Marin and call FP home.
welcome

here's g-money gen, geno, Gioni Pasquinelli he has his own surfing website yet he won't honor e's request to chill?

where have you guys traveled and surfed at ?

we don't talk surf spots you rapist tranny, get it?

travel or otherwise.

Someone waxes my window, I'm gonna break my foot off on their 140 lb ass in front of their fucking "local crew".

For that matter, someone waxes someones window for posting a fucking beater-ass photo on some HTML dot com, I am gonna break my foot off on their 140lb ass and push thier fucking car into the rocks in front of their fucking "local crew"

I must apologize for Vinnie. He must have smelled the pizza.

that guy holding that long board looks fat.

Man....this blog has really jumped the shark...all good things eventually sucumb to the mediocrity of the masses and this blog is no exception...still the occaisional funny or insightful post but overall its just the Fonz jumping the shark now
peace

who the hell is this Brian dude anyway?

yeah, i just go on here nowadays to get surf/session info. i just ignore the rest of the white noise.

Vinnie scares me. A true internet bad ass.

I'm with Vinnie.

Vinnie will be stoked to hear you've got his back.
Now how will he find you when I'm throwing Vinnie a beating to within an inch of his life without leaving any bruises?
Who's name will he wail and scream for help?

Now there's Cowell's, via San Jose,(Vinnie) locals threatening violence up in here, up in here.

well according to Vinnie he will have stuck his foot so far up your ass and pushed your car into the rocks, that I don't think help will be needed.

However in reality we all know that neither party would do more than a quick bout of stinkeye and alot of internet chest beating behind closed doors - so I think I can leave my bat at home.

ANTMAN, word. Fuckin'-A right this site has totally jumped the shark. This site is a direct reflection of attitudes in the water and the writing is on the wall.