E's Surf Report

Fiending for E.

Anyone know what was up with all the Helicopters and police presence in the Sutro heights/Richmond District this AM?

welcome back Ether,
did you miss us?

"He descended into hell. On the seventh day he rose again"
Prostrate yourselves heretics! Nutriders, as you were!

ahhh, thanks e.

Cool pics! Nice words! And it was very cool to see a new post!

After nearly 15 years at the same agency, my move from Cubical to office coincides with the hiatus of daily e's reports.

Let's hope an increase in productivity coincides as well.

if this site was really down bvb would be crying in his beer again.

E fooled you all. he wasnt laid off, just was sick of all the BVB posts.

Agh... just when I thought it was time to unplug. Dammit.

shred shredding shreddables.

Yesterday, somewhere in the Pacific. Not where you might think it is:

bullshit, that is somewhere in the Atlantic you liar.

E-great to have you back. The anarchy was depressing.

seriously maybe there should be a 200 post limit. it stared getting unbearable at like 220. welcome back dog, dont let the haters get you down, they're retards.

Hey Jenn, yeah? where's the 5 mill wetsuit then?

oh thank god.

that girl is only 13 years old you F'IN SICK BASTARD.

hey man, i'm just a fan. relax already.
plus i'm 14 years old.

13 a getta 20!

13? thats a bar. at least 18. legal.

moraga las trampas ridge earthquake just rocked our world
i'm ditching work to paddle out for a tsunami ride at the lafayette reservoir

dammit! nothing is sacred.

i felt that!

hmmm. i played in a band in bars before i was 18.

"Then I learned to play some lead guitar, I was underage in this funky bar
And I stepped outside to smoke myself a J
When I come back to the room, everybody just seemed to move
And I turned my amp up loud and I began to play

It was late in the evening, and I blew that room away."

paul simon is all niceness and fluffy. and old.

id fuck that chick.

im just saying, she doest look 13 to me.

Pt. Grifters was going OFF after the tsuami swell of '06.
Forever more we will greet each other with the question, "where were you on March 21st 2006?"

check the angle of her mic. yah, she likes the kilbasah

hey laf. local, how do you guys get past the park rangers. I just got skunked, a no wave session.
Got busted carrying my 9'0" gun from the parking lot down to the boat dock. Dude rapped some shit about no body contact with the water..told him i knew fish shit in his sacred pond. Damn looked like the point was macking huge.

WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL EVERYONE ITS A POINT?!?!?!

Lafayette is for (LBGT) Lovers

I got laid at that place!

sweet!

was he gentle on you?

Hawaii

There is also a break on Alcatraz that no one knows about. Same swell as A I.

ssssh!

Surfer bad vibe bob was out and surfing all morning at the world reknowned surf spot he is associated with and his surfboards remind.

You were on niceness hating.

What's wrong with the story?

you one heavy rippa brah! i cant believe none of those "locals" have beat your tranny ass yet. you must be one intimidating leperchaun.

i admit to severe and irremediable boredom with bvd and his flamers. put your heads down, all of you!

I know you have always talked about pandora.com E but I always just blew it off as another music site.

No more. It's fucking awesome.

And, oh yeah, it is pumpin' down here...

really, banal bvb bashing bromides beat it.

bvb is cool. so's ethan. i appreciate their dedication to the beach, their perspectives and their willingness to share. tho a lot of the shite that gets attributed to mr. carrillo probably is written by someone else. i'm not going to criticize either of them for anything, they are real people, unlike us anonymous dick wads. cheers.

I don't know who you are, hellatio, but bvb is certainly not cool. He gets his jollies off by annoying others. This blog is just one, very small example. If he is pissing people off, Bob is happy. If you had to deal with the crap that us long-time outer sunsets have had to deal with for the last 20 years then you too would be as glad as I am that he is spending time here instead of endlessly annoying us. On the plus side, he at least has found his niche in life, he is good at it, and he works it hard, which is more than most of us can say. Hopefully fatherhood will have as positive an impact on his as it has had on some other Fort Point locals.

banal bvb bashing bromides beat it.

posts by bvb on here: 0 (ok maybe 1)
posts about him: 8 (now 9 including this one).

get over it guys. lots of other stuff to post about. seriously.

I just purchased a 2001 Ford Taurus and it has a bumper sticker on the rear bumper. How do I remove it without damaging the bumper..which is a plastic composition?
Thank you, BVB

Another Techno-crat job posting.

You too could be working 8 hour days with every other friday off. 13 holidays plus 32 hours of 'floating holiday' a year. And 2 weeks vacation. Good retirement package too.

Live the ASL, almost.

http://www.baaqmd.gov/hro/employment_ops/aqpermittech_va_032006.pdf

Yeah, forget about BVB. Let's talk about Brian again.

Friend #1,
When are you guys at Baaqmd gonna stop bending over for the corporate interests and do something to protect the people and their air quality?
That crap coming out of Pacific Steel in W. Berkeley is noxious, but perhaps more noxious is having your top brass make backroom deals with the factory to increase their emissions!
I'm just laying it out like it is.

Dude, I am just a cog in the machine, not a big decision maker. It is a very slow process.

As for laying it out like it is, you are laying it out as you see it.

Whenever we put a name on a thing or try to describe it, we only cheapen it in the attempt.

When emissions are smelly, or visable, that is when there is the most outcry. Smell is the case with Pacific Steel Casting. The company uses sand molds to cast steel and the stuff that keeps the sand together is particularly smelly when it is burned by the hot Steel and also when they burn up the used broken bits of the molds.

Here's the scoop from the horses mouth:

http://www.baaqmd.gov/pio/news/2005/settle_051222_psc.pdf

If you really don't dig the way it is going down, here is another 'job posting' for you to consider:

http://www.baaqmd.gov/pio/news/2005/advc_051230.pdf