E's Surf Report

awesome.

glad you are back, e. :)

want to jam again soon?

e - you really took me there this morning. nice one.

i got wet today and i can safely say that NONE
the waves i saw looked a damn thing like nos.
1 > 8. BUT it was so FUN, been to long.
surf.

SURF!

photo 5 is sick. nice paddle too.

the volcom flick was pretty decent. the usual
suspects : grindy punk rockish music, lots of
airs but some nasty pipe and backdoor. the
beyond late drop steering with the inside thigh/
inside cheek tuck the barrel and hit the gas is
farking amazing. bruce demo'd that move over
and over. drunken alecks was hysterical.

gavin beschen is not the sharpest tack in the box.
even in the surfer box o' tacks.

Kaiser - friend #1...I saw your posts last night about Coastside Medical and had a totally opposite experience there than both of you. Maybe we're talking about different places - the place I'm referring to is on the hill in M*** B***h.

I had almost the exact kind of accident (fin to the foot) that friend #1 described about 7 yrs ago at a beach break down in that area and found the people there extremely nice and professional - with good senses of humor to boot. It wasn't crowded - not like going to the warzone that is any city emergency room. Living in the area at the time, I was glad to know that the place was located so close in case I really messed myself up. I've spent my share of time in ER's and got a totally fresh vibe from the folks up there.

I'll agree with Q. Got stitched up on the hill over the jetty several years ago, after taking someone else's board to the head. 12 stitches later, I'll give the place 2 thumbs up. I even got stitched in my suit...

for what it is worth...no surf in almost 2 weeks, back is on the mend hopefully (accupunture, doc visit, and rest) and I'm hoping for some water time soon. Only been tourtured a few times by the view

rain

wet

san francisco

Beasties were on NPR on Wednesday. Pretty entertaining. Over under on ride to Tahoe this afternoon?

La Riots after the Rodney King verdict, I and 1000 good friends were protesting in front of the federal building in LA, I'm in front of the pack, cops in riot gear in front of me, Wilshire Blvd at a virtual stand still, with the occasional car creeping by. An old Chevy Nova makes its way between the cops and us and, yes, it is the Beasties. I yell, Hey! thats the beasties boys!" I short diversion from what ended in complete chaos.

Happy friday and the person who posted the ID yesterdau was a BITCH

damn mexi in the thick of it. with the beastie boys no less. i was sitting home watching my TV, while you were participating in some anarchy.

No question 3 to 5, pint if I can get a decent one, but really good pubs are hard to find nowadays.
How about the rest of you guys, ponder the following:
Hendrix or Zappa?
Scotch or Irish (whisky that is)?
Lopez or the Wounded Gull?
Wild Bill Hickock or Sitting Bull?
.............discuss............

one time i was at a house party in Brentwood. Hot hot chicks all over the place. It was crazy. I think somebody knew people in the porn industry and word got out and all these chicks came. Anyway Mike D from the beastie boys walks in and he's all, "What's up now Bitches!" I'm a bit of a yammerer myself and was getting pretty drunk. An hour later i was in the hot tub with 4 or 5 of these chicks and Mike D wearing these gigantic sunglasses. Then all the girls started making out with each other and us. Then the grinding and the stripping and the rest of it. It was a killer night. god damn god damn.

Best set of pics yet, e, keep em coming..

all hail cesar

I like his story better...

ya, nice story. reminds me of the time i saw dave chapelle at my gym 2 days ago. we didnt talk though.

the USA is so EVIL!! but dont even think about kicking us out. makes complete sense.

You were protesting the jury verdict?

You want to talk evil, Cunt.

Oh boy, here we go.

We didn't cross the boarder, the boarder crossed us.

Jingoism is for shame, no matter the country of origin. Pride, our undoing, a divisive isolator and ruiner. Those with the maddest pride have the most to lose, and promote a queasy paranoia among their own people, the ones they supopsedly love the most.

Ocean remains for all. No one can claim her. We surf waves of ultimate freedom -- a roaming, passport-less, nationless vastness. Our liquid home could never be undermined.

Word.

Where did Mexicans come from originally? wasnt it russia? so, are they gonna start claiming russia too?

gimme a break. it's long past time for some real immigration reform.

Exactly!!

Hey Mexi, the Scientologists were here 47 billion years ago, GIVE THEIR LAND BACK!!!

I'm down with real immigration reform... If there were no jobs, people wouldn't come. Reform starts from the top. Make felons of those who hire and buy the goods those on top produce. Why make criminals of the people on the bottom. Why send the jobs to Mexico? Why pollute the third world? These laws aren't intended to keep Mexicans out, they are meant to keep Mexicans down.. Wake UP!!

speaking of Mexicans... Salma Hayek may only be 4'2" but damn!.... she has some nice chi-chi's.

You wanna make some changes? Contact your Senators and tell them that you wont vote for them anymore if they dont make this shit work.
and then, HAVE SOME BALLS and vote for 3rd party candidate that will make real reform.

If you think our Democratic Senators (two very wealthy jewish women) are gonna be changing anything in your favor, then have a look at their track record.

They still get all the black and mexi votes though... and the blacks and mexi's still blame all the problems on the republicans.

This protest march/riot bullshit is pathetic. solves nothing as history has shown. (rodney king riots, watts riots, walmart riots, etc.)

You need to mobilize La Raza to protest the Senators, not burn US flags out on the freeway.

It is easy to rally/protest/riot in the streets and it gets the masses all fired up but usually solves nothing. The funny thing is, if they are doing it during the day, midweek, it shows that a lot of them actually dont have jobs.

Salma's Mexican, Lebanese and Irish and hails from Vera Cruz. I know her through some Hollywood movie friends and she's the most gracious woman you'll ever want to meet.
For all you ignoramuses out there the entire Southwest was once Mexico blah blah blah. Reading these comments I can see that most of you lack a proper historical perspective. You are from the east or the south or the extreme north and you seemsimply do not posess an educated opinion regarding the matter. We are not something your used to. You think "illegal aliens" tacos, beans, rice, the Mission District and East Los.
Have any of you been to Mexico? Your stereotypes are very far removed from the educated classes both here in the north and in the south. As a people we have made incredible gains upholding our traditions and our heritage. We are not you and we don't want to be you - no problem. Remember your place while visiting Tahiti, Hawaii, Mexico, Central America.

I like Mexico. The people are nice, the food is tasty and the waves are good.

don't you put down the burrito, buster. but amen to the rest of it.

lindy was cleeeeeean and tiiiiiiiiny this morning. wanted to save it for when i'm 90. and immune to poo.

I'm bummed because i'm not local anywhere! I'm a citizen of earth i guess.

salma hayek is SMOKIN!

ummmm, there were very few comments, please do not associate them with 'most' of us. 'most' of us grew up closely amongst hispanic families our whole lives and are not guilty of your broad accusations to this audience.

What happened to the Mexicans? They seem to be Mexicants this week.

Yo Earth Jew, you may be a citizen of the world but others are suffering and don't have the freedom and pass to wander on others territory, have a some empathy you little shit.

Yeah, protest doesn't accomplish anything. Everyone just keep it to yourseles and don't disturb traffic.

hey! shouldnt we get back to what's important here! discussions on localism!

tacos were good at the local truck today for lunch.
thought for sure two guys were gonna grapple over the green sauce, but they worked it out all polite and shit. then they got into a discusssion about where they were from, neither were local, but no one else waiting seemed to mind. I thought about regulating just on principle, but the tacos were really good and there was plenty for everyone. so I let it slide and chalked it up to niceness.

I like tacos

Lindy was a leashless morning logging funfest before the rain hit.
I think the Irish should go home.

Fear of a Multi-Cultural planet.
The term "hispanic" is incorrect. You. Them. Us. We. It.

Why not bash the Chinese? Or any other number if "immigrants?" Seems the numbers are growing exponentially. To bash the Chinese would be to take away your fetishises, your wives, your girlfriends; don't want to do that - ' oh heavens no'.
Anon. guy is super annoying. Does he have anything worthy to say or does he just sit there and rattle off reactionary bad vibes. And speaking of Bad Vibe I hear he's getting pretty tired of regulating Niceness. Why turn it off and give him a break? While I'm at it Pedro is going off.

Hendrix or Zappa? Hendrix
Scotch or Irish (whisky that is)? Both
Lopez or the Wounded Gull? Lopez
Wild Bill Hickock or Sitting Bull? Sitting Bull!

That's what im doing tomorrow. practice some cross stepping in the poo water with 200 of my buddys.

Salma! pleeeeze come back to me!

Yah, Tianamen protests acccomplished a lot. Big Changes for freedom in china recently. listed here:
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oh, oops, there arent any.
That protest did nothing for the people, except get some chinese in a lot of trouble/tortured/killed. our government, and all the others (including the mexican government who bends over for china), turned cheek.

disturbing traffic will do a lot for your cause. now, go play on the freeway

See you at 6pm....

some of us dont have chinese fetishes. sorry, you need a trip to thailand. my fetish = SALMA and her Chi-Chi's

"reality isnt found in your bong"
Is this your reality??

See, tuffy?

If the earth was attached by beings from outer space, we'd all band together to kick their ass.

Yes indeed latina and in particular Mexican women are so alluring, you see 100 beautiful women in any Mexican small town compared to one stuck up tatooed money hungry SF chick

yah, I called you on your Tianamen claim, and that makes me a Klansman. I thought you 'liberals' were supposed to be open minded. sounds like you have your preconceived labels for people already printed out- if they dont agree with my bullshit claim = they are fascist/racist.

ever been to china or better yet, been to tianamen square? LOTS of reform there pal, let me tell ya. keep listening to sharpton and dean, they are stearing you in the right direction.

Viva Feinstein!! Viva Boxer!!!!
they are so pro-mexican, it makes my flaps quiver.

Mexican chicks are so hot!!!! Peruvian Momasitas too.

Well,,,, until they hit 25 years old, and then all those years of sun and cigarettes really take their toll. or should i say "troll"...

KUSF is playing a tune fer ya'll...

I for one would be happy if we closed all border crossings at Oregon, Nevada and Arizona. Leave Baja Calfornia connected to the motherland.

one earth
one people
one love

nice shot. I'm guessing the photog paid for it too.

Old CWM here, the perpitrator of all things bad on this planet and I'm looking forward to the bird flu. A good cull is gonna open up all kinds of opportunities for empty waves, low cost housing, etc. Sure, it'll be ugly for a while, the poor will, as always, suffer the most, but, it has to happen. Natures way as they say... Be patient and rent for a couple more years.

Well, obviously since there's little surf to be had, and since it's raining buckets for weeks on end, and since people are bored and have started baiting others into political bloguments, today's niceness sucks...

Here's my suggestion E. Like a lot of open, unregulated forums (e.g. fuckedcompany.com) niceness has slipped lately into ridiculous, off topic posts, including threats, semi-racist rants, and the all too common "namers get owned" claims.

So why not have a moderator? Or even 3 or 4 moderators, and some ground rules?

Lots of other forums/blogs use moderators. It typically increases user's experience and lets people share more info, not less.

My two cents.

P.S. In the case of the old "they're waving the Mexican flag!" bait, I'd just suggest that whomever this bothers to please stay consistent: i.e. forget about any of your heritage too, just erase it from your memory and don't ever attend another event, religious or cultural, that might dare to celebrate your or your ancestor's begginings. Or, maybe that already describes you??

realidad,
china is a totally different place than it was 17 years ago you ignoramus. in china change will come slowly, but the leaps have been huge over the last seventeen years. its practically a free market economy and the leading party in China - The Communist party. A little change of philosophy maybe?

Emancipation proclamation 1863
Brow vs. Board of Ed, Civil Rights Act 1954-1964

Sometimes change is slow. Don't dismiss the actions of those who plant the seeds of revolution when all odds are against them. They are heros and should and are celebrated as such.

There aren't really any NEW arguments being posed in the current immigration debate; the same xenophobes screaming for criminalization and the same corporationists screaming for guest worker programs AKA: cheap labor. Same ol' ol'

bullshit, China is more phucked now than it has ever been. sure, there is a huge influx of dollars due to the fact that a lot of chinese are working in factories making products for europeans and americans. that wont last, and neither will these "reforms". guaranteed. next step = war.

go there and try to breathe, tell me how "reformed" the air quality is. not to mention water quality.

Some people's opinions are sucky. Wahhhhh!

thanks surfseeker7. I used to attempt to moderate but i don't have time now that I actually have all this real work to do. sheesh.

I'd be down with any moderator solutions or some such. registration-only might take the sponteneity and fun out of the whole thing??

but a few moderators might be a good middle ground. can you do that with moveable type? I'll look into it but would appreciate any techy leads if you know them off the top of your head.

Lighten up cheesebrains.

At the rate China's been snapping up US Treasuries while stockpiling an avalanche of surpluses on the trade imbalance, they're gonna own our asses soon. So we are essentially in debt up to our eyeballs to the world largest Communist empire. I think that's just brilliant -- Mandarin lessons, anyone?

Jeez you fucktards have the wrong surf report. It's over at F's Surf Report where they discuss immigration reform and the level of freedom in china. Here at e's we name vaguely and enjoy brazilian onions. Get lost.

Bajel, that's funny about Chappelle, my girlfriend apparently goes to your gym, she said she was working out a couple of days ago and he came up to her and was asking about the machine she was on and chatting for a while. She was super stoked.

Realidad you clearly haven't been to China.
But you cleary do listen to talk radio.
Do you even have a passport?

raise you hand if you expect to have sex tonite.

damn i wish i was gonna have sex tonight.
all you lucky bastards count your blessings!

e, www.phpbb.com maybe?

Registration might be a good way to weed out the anon posts. I'd love to help, though I'm no techy... Thanks for the site. I'm addicted!

realidad,
"go there and try to breathe, tell me how "reformed" the air quality is. not to mention water quality"

Tienamen Square wasn't a Sierra Club protest dude. There are things more important than clean beaches you know. Or maybe you've never left the country and think everyone is free to listen to the Oriely Factor every night.

I will not be having sex tonight - just meditating.

margaret river pro wqs event on...

http://live.coastalwatch.com/livecam1.aspx?eid=13799&qryL=english

thats funny, cuz she's the one who I'm expecting to be have it with.

Give me Mainland Mex over this stretch of coast any day.

They are similar in many ways. But different in all the good ways.

Less people, mostly lefts....WARM WATER.

Bingo! Mainland wins.

And for all you Critcal Mass fuckers out there, I got your CRITCAL MASS right fucking here....

Enjoy the ride in the rain.....Think of my girl above to warm ya up.

This is Sheila. Sheila, say hi to everyone. Sheila is from Mexico. I see nothing wrong with Sheila....

we know where you work Kaiser..

Wow that animated gif is great but what does it mean?

e, close your borders, prevent the illegal posters, regulate, stop the influx of the masses on your blog... oh wait, thats not right. i've got it and your already on to out.. outsorcing.

Critical mass is so irritating. They always bung up all of the muni lines on Market street, thereby making the already miserable muni experiece worse, thereby encouraging people to drive instead.

china is a foul, vile country. the pollution is unreal. human life means nada. the physical landscape may have been beautiful once upon a time but no more. realidad is right. gandhi and lancelot are young and naive... or old and stupid.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/themix/34320/

Open you eyes, The cities of Eastern China are crowded and dirty, but the west is open and wonderful. China has a long way to go, yes. But so do we. If the rest of the world lived like us, it would be all over. We are China, they serve us and our insane consumption, while the average china man lives on very little. It is us that is the problem not them.

The USA, so big and incredibly beautiful, free and diverse. But also taking advantage and using way too much. We live in paradise, but we are destroying the rest of the world. Oh and yeah been there, China, South America, India, Africa Europe, Down Unda, South Pacific, Russia...

United States of
Walmart
KFC
JACK IN THE BOX
Target
GM
Shell
Arco
General Electric
Clark Foam
Maytag

msurfer hasn't left the state, let alone the country.
Still thinks he knows it all though...

All you commie furreners better go home.

you guys are bitching on a surf blog and some dude who's younger than you is getting shot at in iraq right now and he cant surf. what goes up must come down. bush is an idiot. politics is sales.

Cali used to be part of so called 'Mexico.' A bunch of 'Locals' eh?

the possibility of semi-clean conditions,
and the 12' junk moves in. what a pisser.

We should forgive Mexico's debt by annexing Baja.

walking out of the post office last week the FBI most wanted photos showed 7or8 fugitive pics, all but one were mexican "possibly fled to mexico" y el otro fue de rusia

i can't wait for global warming, cuz then i can be a local at my parents place up in the oakland hills, when a big ol' a-frame breaks over the mormon temple.

sweeeeeeet rapture.

moderators?
why have any posts at all? or do you just want all of the posts that you approve?
you never moderated one single hateful post when it was leveled at anyone that wasn't on your gay boat trip so why start now?

some days this place starts out with such hope. then it ultimately goes to shit. analogy for OB too? how ironic.

We're all caught inside.

a couple of nice Puerto pics? eastwind 20kts @9ft15sec tues 4/4

hey Ancient Jetties, is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

after hour drunk posting is really where the glamour is here on this site. screw those daytime cube dwellers.

Three rips to the wind and a beer bitter end to YET another very disappointingly constitutionally ill "niceness" day. Your Mother O is heavily distraught; she laments deeply the language of the rebuttal today. Which was? You. Those people. Who are they? Meet Stan. Stew, Stan's mentally challenged brother say's, "History Smishtory," and Stan agrees.
My greater self is better than this. Far better. Removed even. But superegodrivenselfishness at this hour gets the best of and is stronger than the "real" me. Fuck. FUCK$%#^G*$%^((&^%! fuckFUKKK KKK K!
Thought it was over. Thought we could ALL move on. All "get along." Wrong. Nice society ASSHOLES. 60 years since Vietnam and Civil Rights and now this. Niceness fights the good fight. I believe in E's heart. God sends whispers to this kid from the East. Listen and read closely lads. Yet he himself stirs the Indians to slaughter with his boiling couldron of a website surfing OB blog. The white natives of the Good and Sacred Order of Brotherly Men (California Chapter) , [thank you] wait. Shaking their heads in the whirl of the disaster to come as it was fortold by Chief Sequoia. They are our partners and have taken sides. Necessary precautions.
To order. Feretting out those desicrating the scared Mother O has been of late an arduous task of back-checking, heavily patterned foot work, taking names, asking questions, observing behavioral patterns, googling nik-names checking websites. Endless . We are the fact finders. There are a few things the statistitions here could help us with but probably won't for fear of only Mother O knows.
Check your heads at the door lead with the penis and be gone. The wrath is upon us. Be smart. Know who your friends are and aren't. Trust the Brotherhood and don't cross the O. Have at it. Play nice.

new sack of buds, huh?

he always does that, pay no mind

moderating works when you have good moderators, but i've been on boards where the censorship just doesn't have any rhyme or reason. Creating login accounts would take the spontaneity out of the blog too, but, it might be worth a shot. I think the best solution is to weed all of these guys out for awhile. Just censor the hell out of the trolls and morons, create a registration system, and wait several months till all the dumbasses tire of it and go away. Then revert back to the old niceness. I think that should work.

If someone is going to censor this blog, get rid of the typical arguments from the far right and left. Yes, immigration is out of control. No, don't get rid of immigrants. Anyone have a fresh idea? The typical stuff is soooo boring.

We have been trying to get rid of the idiots for years and they just keep coming. KCLB-

yourn waves aren mine beeches

For the few that ventured, OB opened up a crack - YAY!

Highway 1 near Devil's Slide closed indefinitely
- Chronicle Staff Report
Sunday, April 2, 2006

The California Highway Patrol shut down Highway 1 near Devil's Slide indefinitely Sunday afternoon after a small sink hole was spotted in the roadway.

The ongoing rains may have caused a mudslide under the coastal highway between Pacifica and Montara, according to CHP Sgt. Wayne Ziese.

"It looks like all the rains we've had for the last 40 days and 40 nights is starting to take its toll,'' said Ziese. "That's a notorious area for mudslides."

Caltrans workers will inspect the roadway Monday to determine when it can reopen.

"Hopefully this will be something that can be repaired quickly,'' Ziese said.

moderation can be easy. Use this simple rules.
"no personal attacks"

You'd be amazed how rapidly that will clean things up. Make it dern civil, without infringing the rights to express ideas other than that so-and-so is an arsehole.

You'll need a username/login system because otherwise people being censored will come at it WAY too fast. With a username/login system you can ban people for an hour, or a day, or force moderation before their posts go up (instead of having to take them down), etc.

Of course, no moderation comes without cost in human time.

Mike Furir Mike 796