E's Surf Report

fist probst

pabst roast

Parko"s new movie is sick. He has the best style ever.

Drove looking for surf this AM.

Ended up at work early.

OK, who went to the Aqua fashion show last night?? Yes, it was a fashion show. No I'm not gay.
You're gay for missing it, if you did, cause there were 10 of the hottest bikini clad models of every
shade and body type walking the catwalk last night.

From skinny white chicks to thick asians to sexual chocolate - out of control!

guy seems to be putting it on rail a little early in that first pic. that spot really calls to me though.

I disagree KIX, looks like the right line to me. That section could get pretty critical pretty fast.

I dont know, from my perspective, thousands of miles and many days away, it doesnt look steep enough for so much rail right where he is. I agree approaching section looks like its going to stand up, but I think he is bogging the take off.

not sure where you were looking duncan but i watched a score of inner-bar dredgers spin along. bummed i didn't have time to get out there. Maybe the fact that i couldn't surf made it look better than it was?

factor in that wicked offshore wind there kix...
gotta work that board/ sail factor in the equation...

i see a fat screaming barrel for that dude...

I was too tired this morning. It definitely looked ridable and pretty decent in certain sections in the middle. I was surprised nobody was out.

that surfline video of malibu is so lame. kookily narrated in mark-off endless summer fashion. revering the aggro behavior of a young guy pushing people off waves in malibu, one of the most crowded waves in the world, a wave at which multiple surfers have joined each other on waves since surfing's inception. not that dropping-in is okay, but the rule is derived from a concern for safety more than selfishness. and that behaviour flys in the face of that. if you want waves to yourself, get in your car and drive about 6 hours south. or find a local secret spot.
shame on surfline for even posting it. teenage boys have enough aggro models already.

bogging........hardly, that guy has set his full rail edge for a hell of a ride. fully commited to a heavy line. you should try it sometime.
but wtf your the critic of everything anyway.

Whitey, the famous hassler down at Hazzards, died last weekend.

dieing sucks

I longboarded waisthigh Malibu last week and that place needs a little regulation. The wave "sharing" was out of hand and for some reason no one made a peep about it. When someone would drop in on or paddle for a wave I was soularching on I'd give a little "Hey, I'm up" shout and people looked at me like I was nuts.
Nice to see the "Dora Lives" graffiti on the wall north of the pier. Though Dora would have been pissed about the wavesharing situation.

how do you know?

dora was a kook

I think that video has a great message.

In 98 the BU was breaking at a solid 8feet during one of those epic El Nino storms. I remember the carnage, People aim at you as you fly down the waves if you can avoid em and stay standing you could push them off. I also remember dropping in and aiming my board at people scaring them so they would straighten up and let me take over. It is a dog eat dog wave. There are sections of the wave that closeout and are far less crowded and there are a few people who should drop in on. But it is also and amazing wave, its too bad it is so crowded.

i meant should not drop in on...

yeah, we know what you meant mexi.

psyche.

video of dude clearing out snakes is pretty funny. malizoo sucks.

he's right. I totally leaned it over too early and bogged it. should have kept that inside rail free for a moment or two.

whattabunchamorons!

ramon navarro is a nut, saw him surf in person and he was charging some ridiculous shit.

the moral of the story is Jason Rogland will get his lily white ass punched out one day... and i'll laugh at THAT!

HA!

can you imagine having the audacity to just push someone over like that, or flip 2 boards on the same wave. that is ballsy and hilarious.

looks to me like he's shoulder hopping, avoiding the bowl take off.

if you drop in on anyone, your fair game.

nothing wrong with upholding longstanding malibu traditions.

Nice Kew interview E, makes me wanna go travel right now.

Navarro charges.. super mellow fisherman dude.

My grandfather was the architect of this pier and yet I've never surfed Malibu. I'll make it out there one day, but if it's good there it's usually good and less crowded somewhere else.

What is going on with Kalani Robb, I haven't heard anything on him lately?

thanks artifact.

Niceness interview with Michael Kew

the cams look like crap but the surfline pm update is optimistic.

Has anyone seen the beach lately?

'Kewl' interview e! ha. i like the bluntness of it all

arvo optimist...sorry to let you know...
that the window is shut.
i just got out. the wind is ON it.

thanks korewin

hey Arvo.

Was good good good earlier. Wind got to it about 1pm. But for sure plenty of spots still working. plenty to be had today.

I got mine and I am happy

I can think of a certain spot in the this city that will be working pretty darned well by now and is not effected too much by wind....

kellys..mission rock!

I grew up surfing malibu religiously. I push people off wherever I go out of habit.

What's this "malibu" you all keep talking about? Is it on Angel Island?

I am 100% oraganic. Still, I'm impressed that that cereal really isnt all that tainted with crap. who knew?

I saw 2 guys trying to surf Baker Beach today. I kid you not.2 ft shorebreak close-outs.
Sorry if this is your secret spot.I promise never to surf there.....

Damn... On that Malibu clip, the last person that that guy shoved out of the way was a lady. Isn't it just dandy that surfline thinks that it is cute when someone assaults a woman?....I don't know how someone could get that worked up over a spot like malibu anyway: It isn't like they are surfing or anything, just standing on really big boards

it just never ends.

tradition is non-sexist.

i like baker

bbr you must enjoy traction or be
an orthopedic doc specializing in
neck injuries. that is such a pretty
but thumping wave...

So, I'm @ my medicinal dispensary last night and this surfer dude says "Dude do you have any Goo....you know Ganja Goo Balls" The guy replied no. I wondered how deep e's surf clan runs

Funny, I bet it was one of you readers

that's baker??? Damn, never knew. I would love to rush that.

Kelly's Mission Rock... ahhh, it used to have good parties. Whatever happened to that joint? Anyone been to the 2nd Sunday party there?

the white too short

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=269

the guy pushing people off their boards at malibu got beaten unconscious by Rod Stewart's son.

I got pooped watching those fat guys surfing waist high waves. Who goes to malibu to be a tough guy? Nobody wants to see Gidget pushed off a wave.

great find anon! hows that for instant karma.

thank you bagel!

Sorry for the super huge image, but here's the info I posted yesterday,

I remember seeing the dead in central park eating disgusting goo balls from some dirty guy. It was disgusting! I don;t like to eat it.

NEVER DROP IN

but anybody who aggresses strangers better have a stout health plan

they seem to be setting up some half pipes in the flea market area behind mission cliffs gym.

average homeboy rocks.

fuck you nigga. You trannies better bow down to the mollusk boys. We just hired Bad Vibe to be our leader and master. Now we have an unbeatable combo of fish riding faggots led by a mexi who rides a 9'0 when its 3 foot.

"mollusk boys" is shit. Thanks for the racist into which will piss off every single person on this blog. Asshole. Looking forward to meeting you in person.

9' 0" when its 3' sounds right to me.

Jesus, get a life shell boy. Fucking Class A reject See you at Lindy

Um, I think Rod Stewart's kid shoulda got a medal instead.

http://events.yahoo.com/earthday06/

when it's 3 feet i normally do yardwork but i'm glad to hear bad vibe is still stoked and is getting 5 on his 9 footer.
what the fuck are you supposed to ride in 3 footers?

rod was a cunt and it sounds like his kid will be too.

Mollusk is over until they get another Palos Verdes rich kid to move up to SF and find a writing position at 7x7, the guardian or the weekly.

Does anyone know where I can buy a stand-up board and a paddle?Maybe a large fish model...

terry chung makes custom stand-up boards,the hawaiians use outrigger paddles try a google search for terry or kai kane surf shop

meet me at sutro baths for some cat and mouse nigga. you wont be so tough when you feel me pushing your shit in...

wow i just went to mexico and had some of the best surfing of my life. ill post some pics later

fuck mex and fuck you nigga, why don't you stick some chicklets up your cornhole and go back if its so good.

fuck you too buddy

Viva Las Vegas

good vibes and love to all the aggro hater fucks

You know, at some point this aggro stuff actually crosses a line. Like a bunch of nice guys with wives and friends and kids might get so pissed off they get aggro. Can you imagine, BVB? We all corner you, give you a noogie, a big wedgie, two dope slaps, pants you, and leave you on the top of the dunes with your briefs up your crack screaming for help from some taxi driver who might be a person of color? Everything you say and write will come back to you, pal.

Let's play a little cat and mouse in the water.
meow